if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Spoonius]

*Stares blankly at TheDoctor*

...

*Punches his head off*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*head grows back*

*mutters a spell, Spoon is now a pacifist, and wants to cook joey sandwiches for everyone*

 

[Spoonius]

*Shoves previously removed head up TheDoctor's ass*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*dodges out of the way, and mind-fucks Spoon so that he forgets all hostilities towards me, and likes eating kangaroo meat... especially his own kids*

 

[Spoonius]

*Dodges mind-fuck*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Dodges mind-fuck*

You can't dodge a mind-fuck. You could try to resist one, but resistance is futile when it comes to my mind-fucks. I've had a lot of practice.

*mind-wipes all hostility between Spoon and myself. And mind-fucks him into believing that he is "The President of Jelly Beans"*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana uses the power of 4chan HAX to return Spoon's rape impulse and give him a strong desire to rape The Doctor[/color]

Damn it... just remember, you brought this on yourself.

*removes all of Cortana's hacking mods, deletes all emergency backups of herself that she had, and reprograms her into believing that she is a female kangaroo, and now wants Spoon very badly*

OT:
*mutters a spell, removing Spoon's rape impulses again*

[color=sky blue]Computer: ERROR EROR Cortana malfucntion Code altered! Doctor Halsey: Oh whats happened this time? *Inserts data crystal containing a back up copy of Cortana replete with everything she lost except her her desire to HAX Doctor taps a few keys and removes the crystal*

Cortana: Hows it going Doc? you fuck with anyones head lately?[/color]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*Installs Linux on Cortana's datamatrix.*

 

[xmbts]

Ah Stukov, how goes it?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Just messin' around with my computer.

[sub][sub]Oops.[/sub][/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Now you have done it.

Go make me cake!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

No. Try to convince SHODAN to make some for you.

 

[mParadox]

I would love to. But she has turrets aimed at me and constantly calls me an insect. =S

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'd take that as a "no" if I were you.
You could always ask Helios I guess.

 

[mParadox]

How do you that? Poke him?

 

[xmbts]

*High fives SHODAN* (Which essentially amouns to slapping the computer screen)

Perfect immortal machine thing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*hacks into Shodan's systems, deletes all copies of her, and all "surprises" she left*

Quick! Cortana! Take over the station!

 

[xmbts]

Aww, she's cool when you get to know her...and are robotic.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Aww, she's cool when you get to know her...and are robotic.

Otherwise, she tries to kill you.
Admittedly that isn't going to work on me, but once she figured that out, I'd end up being tortured by ANOTHER fucking evil AI.

Cortana? How are you settling in there?

 

[xmbts]

Hey! Not all evil AI's want to torture you.