if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Get me some tea, servant.

I'm not your servant, and if you're going to be demanding in the face of generosity, then...
there's the door.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get me some tea, servant.

I'm not your servant, and if you're going to be demanding in the face of generosity, then...
there's the door.

Stop lying to yourself, and get me some tea, or I'll make you wish you could die.

I already wish I could die.
Bring it.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, she's so tiny.

*Pokes her head*

*She turns into Doc*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "gender-bender"*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, melting, disintigrating, and otherwise destroying all of Smugleaf's arsenal*

 

[xmbts]

*pushes a button marked "gender-bender"*

Wait what is this I don't even...



WHO PUT THIS THING IN MY PANTS!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*steals the watering can*
You were saying?

 

[xmbts]

I'd give it back if I were you, Doc.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm just here to watch.
I'd be the day of my life to see Doc get owned.

 

[xmbts]

Well Cthulhu owned him in that one thread. But then he ran away.

 

[mParadox]

I gotta say mParadox, these hidden blades of yours sure are awesome... and to make sure you never get them back...

*mutters a spell, the hidden blades fuse into the Nameless One's flesh, becoming a part of his very being. Every time he comes back to life after this, the hidden blades will forever after be with him*

Ha ha!

*assassinates mPadaradox*

Who is this young fellow pray tell?

 

[Spoonius]

Good for you.

*Pats head*

EDIT: Motherfucking ninjas!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, I got the watering can back through my own means.

No, you have a fake. *holds up the real one*

What's it worth to you?

OT:
Sorry about eating your kids, Spoon... but here... *stuffs some fried young kangaroo meat into Spoon's mouth* You have to admit that they were delicious.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, I got the watering can back through my own means.

No, you have a fake. *holds up the real one*

What's it worth to you?

Pretty sure I could just make a new one materialize.

*mutters a spell*

Not any more.