if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

I didn't say you were evil. I thought you were nice.

*pushes button marked "kittens and smiles"*

What the hell does that do?

 

[xmbts]

(Actually the people who designed the character described her as evil)

*Picks up a kitten and smiles while walking towards a trash compactor*

 

[mParadox]

*slaps on head*

This not how we dispose off kittens! *points at lake* There's where we do it!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I gotta say mParadox, these hidden blades of yours sure are awesome... and to make sure you never get them back...

*mutters a spell, the hidden blades fuse into the Nameless One's flesh, becoming a part of his very being. Every time he comes back to life after this, the hidden blades will forever after be with him*

Ha ha!

*assassinates mPadaradox*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get you to make me some quiche.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I suck at that... so I hope you like it burnt.

And...

*mind-fucks Express so that he thinks he is an Alien*

 

[xmbts]

Hey...stop doing that.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hey. Take the hat off.

 

[xmbts]

Hey. Put that book away.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey...stop doing that.

*goes into mind-fuckery mode*

You like it when I fuck with people's heads.

 

[xmbts]

Not mine though.

 

[Nouw]

You are free to go

*Unties

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not mine though.

Okay... I'll stop trying to fuck with your head...

Hey! Look over there!

OT:
(unties)
I'm sorry about that... you seem to have set off 12 of my booby-traps... let me take care of that.

Now... is there anything I can get you?