if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Wade-DeadPool]

... I did spill your drink?... *Take out my Katana and chops of your hand, the hand that is holding a drink* Now YOU did spill it!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*Re-attaches hand with cybernetics*
That was totally uncalled for.

Spoiler: Now say hello to my little friend.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

*Re-attaches hand with cybernetics*
That was totally uncalled for.

Spoiler: Now say hello to my little friend.

Oh yeah?

Spoiler: Say hello to MY little friends.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*Re-attaches hand with cybernetics*
That was totally uncalled for.

Spoiler: Now say hello to my little friend.

Oh yeah?

Spoiler: Say hello to MY little friends.

Uh huh?

Spoiler: You got nothing on this

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

*Re-attaches hand with cybernetics*
That was totally uncalled for.

Spoiler: Now say hello to my little friend.

Oh yeah?

Spoiler: Say hello to MY little friends.

Uh huh?

Spoiler: You got nothing on this

Really? Well suck on this!

Spoiler: OVERKILL BABY!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Really? Well suck on this!

Spoiler: OVERKILL BABY!

You can't take on a Battlecruiser with that, you cant even touch anything in orbit.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Really? Well suck on this!

Spoiler: OVERKILL BABY!

You can't take on a Battlecruiser with that, you cant even touch anything in orbit.

*mimicking your voice, but with a really silly tone* "You cant even touch anything in orbit"
.. *Cough*.. I'm Deadpool baby.. I can do anything, with my vespa.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Uh huh?I'll be waiting for you in orbit then. Hope you can breathe vacuum.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Uh huh?I'll be waiting for you in orbit then. Hope you can breathe vacuum.

*Suits up, start my vespa*.. Oh I did forget to tell you... It transforms

Spoiler: Vespa baby

[http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=136082552_dp32_025_122_245lo.jpg]

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

And just press the image for it to grow bigger

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Say hello to my secret weapon.

Spoiler

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd wring his neck until he learns!

 

[superbatranger]

You know what? I think I would end up forgetting you were roped up down there.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

I would paint it Blue, green and then call in Salvador's ghost to mess with you.

 

[mParadox]

I would whip him.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

I´d call Ghostbusters.