if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Admiral Stukov]

It's the only way.

 

[mParadox]

*sighs* Then go ahead.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*starts peeling potatoes with the beard*

 

[mParadox]

Of course. Food is so soothing.

 

[i don't know]

Its the only thing that keeps me from eating human flesh. 6_6

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would tear of the mask,jab out his eyes,rip out his teeth and make him eat them,then lock the basement and hope he'll rot.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I would leave him tied up in my basement to die for having such a violent tendency to murder one of the coolest characters in Team Fortress 2.

Shame on you.

 

[SkyeNeko]

id uh... knock him over the head and release him silently into the african wilderness while hes unconscious. and then wonder wth i had a fox in my nonexistent basement

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Well Hello
I think I would take that fancy hat and then cover her with whip cream (Or maybe chocolate ((or both))) and then... I would start to play "Good old fashioned lover boy" by Queen and start to strip of my cloths while from time to time eat some whip cream/chocolate, while singing with my mouth full.. Now that is romantic

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would release into the wild and run like a ************.

We are talking about Wade Motherfucking Wilson,after all.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Well Hello
I think I would take that fancy hat and then cover her with whip cream (Or maybe chocolate ((or both))) and then... I would start to play "Good old fashioned lover boy" by Queen and start to strip of my cloths while from time to time eat some whip cream/chocolate, while singing with my mouth full.. Now that is romantic

Spoiler: someone is in for a rude surprise

OT: id take that flag and shove it down your throat before displaying it on my lawn.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Well Hello
I think I would take that fancy hat and then cover her with whip cream (Or maybe chocolate ((or both))) and then... I would start to play "Good old fashioned lover boy" by Queen and start to strip of my cloths while from time to time eat some whip cream/chocolate, while singing with my mouth full.. Now that is romantic

Spoiler: someone is in for a rude surprise

OT: id take that flag and shove it down your throat before displaying it on my lawn.

Really?.. A Trap you say?.. Well then I need a banana and two strawberries

And don't think I did forget you; Sir SOTHL *Taking out my sniper rifle* Run run little toy, run into the wild

 

[i don't know]

I would tear of the mask,jab out his eyes,rip out his teeth and make him eat them,then lock the basement and hope he'll rot.

Spy! *sets on fire, roasts hot dogs on human bonfire* Anyone want a hotdog?

OT: Oh no! Rapeface Deadpool! This can't be good! Someone please call 911 before I lose my virginity to another man!

Spoiler: I'm under-age

So no rant about my never-having-sex. Also, I am not a homophobe, I just don't want to get used.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

I would tear of the mask,jab out his eyes,rip out his teeth and make him eat them,then lock the basement and hope he'll rot.

Spy! *sets on fire, roasts hot dogs on human bonfire* Anyone want a hotdog?

OT: Oh no! Rapeface Deadpool! This can't be good! Someone please call 911 before I lose my virginity to another man!

Spoiler: I'm under-age

So no rant about my never-having-sex. Also, I am not a homophobe, I just don't want to get used.

So you have no face and no eyes. I must have done something really good today to get this gift. *Big smile. Taking out my big knife*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to train me in all his fighting ways, and then I could be his sidekick!

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

I would steal that awesome spaceship and party all over space and time... And he would be my sidekick for sometime .... Oh is that the airlock?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to make me some picnic baskets.