if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why are you in my basement?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*poke*

 

[mParadox]

I'd probably probe him.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That I have to see.

 

[mParadox]

I'd strap him down and force him to see the probing.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I already said I wanted to watch <.<

 

[mParadox]

I know. But there may be some scenes you'd want to watch with more attention. ^_^

 

[mParadox]

White wine Sir.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bah, whine's for ponces. Go schwarzbier.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You can't even wield a battle axe properly. Here let a real viking show you.
*cleaves a dozen foes in two with a single swing*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well there's your problem.

 

[mParadox]

A problem that needs to be rectified.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A problem that needs to be rectified.

By Swedish cooking.

 

[mParadox]

By Swedish cooking.

If you must.