if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Trivun]

Take of the helmet. And the rest of the armour... what?

 

[Phantomess]

Let the poor guy go, then offer to take him to the bar upstairs for a drink to debrief over this simulated kidnap mission and what feelings it evoked in him.

 

[xmbts]

*Pokes with stick*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to turn that poking stick into a flute, and then play a tune for me.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Terrible news everybody!

 

[mParadox]

The Admiral's actually a Commander! D=

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I am? =S

 

[mParadox]

I know. I was disheartened as well.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Where did you learn this false information?

 

[mParadox]

Same place I learnt that you died a bit earlier than planned.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well, they're wrong.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

I think I would steal his beard and hat.. and by doing so I would take over his life and have my own ship.. IN space.. With a basement.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*pokes*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Morrigan's disapproving of me locking her in my basement,good.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Rape and torture probably.