if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[StormShaun]

*looks above*

Im staying out of this before it involves me...

*walks off*

 

[CarlMin]

I'd do the same probably. As a sign of dominance, not love. (Don't delude yourself)

 

[Baradiel]

I'd free him.

<..>

I swear...

 

[K Graphite]

I'd pull the pin and run.

 

[Baradiel]

I'd pull the pin and run.

Question: Why have you tied up a hand grenade?

OT: I'd pull some witty comment, along the lines of "My basement is the only vault you'll ever see." Then cackle evilly.

 

[K Graphite]

I'd pull the pin and run.

Question: Why have you tied up a hand grenade?

I don't know, because I hate rope?

 

[Baradiel]

I'd pull the pin and run.

Question: Why have you tied up a hand grenade?

I don't know, because I hate rope?

Hahahahaha! Brilliant reply! I did not expect that.

Oh, and now that you're avatar has changed, I'd have another go...

But it sort of looks like some sort of molecule. I don't know. I might already have it in my basement already.

 

[xmbts]

I'd do the same...well no I wouldn't.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would untie you out of hand, but...
I feel I should ask first...
would you like me to untie you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nothing.

I'm just tired of her asking me to kill everyone in sight.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... well that's okay.

Who is your avatar again?

*sighs*

You're gonna make me post the video again, aren't you?

Fine.

 

[TheDoctor455]

My. Computer. Has. No. Sound.

Damn. It.

Fine...


*clears throat*

Kain is deified. (Kain being the vampire with white hair and the sword with a vampiric skull in its hilt)

The Clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once. As were we all.

*I enter the room*

I am Raziel. First born of Kain's lieutenants. I have served him a millennium.

Over time, we became less human and more... divine. Kain would enter the State of Change and emerge with a new gift.

*stands in the middle of the room; kneels, extends wings*

Some years after the master, our evolution would follow. Until I was given the honor of surpassing my lord.

*Kain gets up, stands behind me, caresses my wings*

For my transgression, I would earn a new kind of reward...

*Kain rips the bones from my wings; I howl in pain*

Agony.

*I'm being dragged to a platform above a lake-sized whirlpool*

I would suffer the fate of weaklings and traitors. To burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead.

*Kain orders my brethren to throw me in; they do so; I scream in terror and agony as I plummet through the Abyssal lake*

Tumbling... burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the Abyss...
unspeakable pain... relentless agony.

Time ceased to exist, only this torture and a deepening hatred for the hypocrisy that had damned me to this hell.

*reaches the bottom of the Abyss*

An eternity passed, and my torment receded; bringing me back from the precipice of madness.
The descent had destroyed me, yet... I lived.

/end of script

There.
Any questions?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Did you just respond positively to something I posted?