if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[karcentric]

I'll take your hat! It's the source of your power... isn't it!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Water-board him

MERICA DEMANDS SACRIFICE

 

[karcentric]

Let me trim those silly feathers...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sleep deprivation always makes the rebels sing!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Overdose him on catnip!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Feed him to Lenin Cat.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Shave off his eyebrows

MERICAN REVENGE

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tell me where Lord Beric is!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Hook Zapdos up to a generator. Free electricity for life.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Run him over with a boat!

Not so endangered now, are ya!?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Once does not simply tie up the great 'MERICAN taco bird!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can't tie up a bomb!

I love using them on MERICA'S enemies!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Oh, you and your drone strikes!
Now, don't try to break your ropes, or I'll be mad.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You better be grateful you're not at Guantanamo!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Where you're going, there is NO Dr.Pepper!

Have fun!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

have him fight against the Reichsadler I keep down there.
let's see how MERICA deals with that.

 

[karcentric]

I'd hang that multicoloured fellow from the ceiling and use him as a disco ball.