if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Barbas]

*Ruffle hair*.

 

[Dalek Caan]

*Unties* I can't leave someone as cute as you in the basement. Off to the dungeon you go.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're not much of a threat so I think I'll just let you keep falling down holes.

 

[Barbas]

You want some chocolate cake?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

 

[Barbas]

Have you heard the term shibari before?

 

[tilmoph]

Dammit, cat, if you didn't keep getting in the milk, I wouldn't need to do this.

 

[Barbas]

Are you having some sort of odd seizure?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Maybe you should take some more lessons in escapology before you take this show on the road?

 

[Barbas]

You should have gone to sniper school, comrade.

 

[Headsprouter]

Wait, you aren't Golden Freddy!

 

[Barbas]

Please stop throwing yourself down the pit.

 

[Dalek Caan]

*Slams face into Honey*

Where are the drugs!

 

[Barbas]

Why is there a dalek in my basem- what the hell is going on???

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Another POW. *Hands him clipboard* please fill out these forms so that we can contact you native country and relatives so they know how to contact you, send letters, and that you government knows to keep paying you.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Awwww your too cute to leave in the basement.

*Kicks out of window*

 

[Barbas]

Please stop breaking the expensive shit.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Please stop looking at me like that.

 

[Dalek Caan]

If you must dig a hole to escape, please dig a second hole to put all the dirt from the first hole into.