If you had the power to enact any wacky law, what would it be?

[Jeronus]

If your Xbox 360 RRODs on you more than once, you get twice your refund and a replacement compliments of Microsoft.

You only qualify if you actually had your 360 repaired at least once and the problem was no fault of your own. I will define "no fault of your own". It means as long as you don't drop it, hit it, or try to break it intentionally. It is not your fault. The 360 is not a fabrege egg. It shouldn't break because I laid it one way or the other. I should not have to clear a space for my 360 or limit my gaming time on it just to make sure it doesn't break on me. It is essentially a toy and toys are meant to be played with.

 

[Just_Karol]

Between 4-6 P.M would be officially "Hammer Time".

 

[S-Unleashed]

All bratty kids under 12 must be froced to wear daipers.

 

[Del-Toro]

Any reviewer, professional or amateur, who's positive review of anything (video game, movie, anime) I'm a fan of makes me feel like an idiot for being a fan of the work they're giving a thumbs up to is to punished by forty lashes. The whip they will use is to be made from a somewhat unfurled rope, which they themselves will unfurl. This seems cruel but was standard practice when lashing was still in use as a punishment.

If someone make a cake/lie joke in public, everyone in earshot is required to throw something at them. This also applies for "swine flu" jokes.

 

[KaiRai]

I agree completely with the OP's laws. Especially the first. How many 1ps have my store had to order from the bank 'cause of the stupid £.99?

Also: It would be illegal for people to not use indicators on roundabouts, and there'd be cameras on EVERY SINGLE ONE to check people were doing it. A 10-month prison sentence would be in order for anyone who didn't indicate.

Pretty much both of these.

Although, if you cut someone up on a roundabout, and you're old and in a silver metro, and the vauxhall corsa with a big ass learner L on it is pulling out, you get punished by death.

That stupid old bint almost made me crash!!

 

[Julianking93]

Emo hair cuts would be outlawed and anyone caught having one will have their head shaved immedietly.

That, or be put to death.

 

[Tharwen]

Emo hair cuts would be outlawed and anyone caught having one will have their head shaved immedietly.

That, or be put to death.

Or be forced to watch teletubbies to the end of their days!! MWAHAHAHAHA

I would make it illegal to view more than 3 lolcats per day.

Can we save up LOLCat views? As in, could we not look at them for a day, and then look at six the next?

No because then you could OD by saving up for a few days. This is powerful stuff were talking about.

 

[KP Shadow]

Chris-Chan (If he's still alive. I heard on one site that he committed suicide) would be forced to stab himself in the scrotum at least 80 times a day. Yo Gabba Gabba would be banned (Srsly, why would you make a kid's show about your drug trips, anyways?). I'd have Dragonforce record a cover of The Star Spangled Banner (Dragonforce=Epic, Star Spangled Banner=Epic, therefore, Dragonforce + Star Spangled Banner = HOLY FUCK, THAT'S EPIC). Oh, and it'd be all four verses (yes, there's more than one. I actually found one book that included verses one, two, and four, but left out verse three).

 

[AvsJoe]

No riding your bike in a swimming pool and no silly string. Ever.

 

[masterjiji]

no pop music, romance novels, cigarettes, or bad drivers. all in one law.

 

[Aqualung]

It is illegal for me to have less than $150, 000 in my bank account at any time. Should I have less than that amount, the Canadian government can fill it back up.

Wait... No. Make that the American government. Why would I steal money from MY government? ;]

 

[General Ken8]

trendies are forced to become unique individuals or be quartered by jet planes
it would make the world perfect

 

[T-Bone24]

Saturday... is breakfast day.