If you had to die...

[RedxDecember]

Lets say you had to die, but you could control how you did. Maybe you take a bullet for a loved one, or you battle the devil and just barely beat him at the cost of your life. Anything.

For me, I'd battle some badass demon dude, then unleash a spell of whoopass on him that drained me of my life. Of course, on international television with 3/4 of the world watching me.

Or a naked swimsuit model avalanche.

 

[Marter]

I would want to die for someone I love, or in my sleep.

 

[x434343]

For me, I'd battle some badass demon dude, then unleash a spell of whoopass on him that drained me of my life. Of course, on national television with 3/4 of the world watching me.

Lol./ You mean International TV.

As for me, If I could choose, I'd say military death. Or death by assassin, which means I was important!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dieing in my sleep would be the most painless. Just never waking up, it is kind of appealing.

If I wanted to die gloriously? Holding back 14 or so armed men so my comrades could escape.

A funny death? Falling down a pit, Mario style.

 

[Kapol]

I'd like to give my life for a large group of people in a very painful (yet very short amount of pain) way with a decent number of my loved ones in the group.

 

[Yureina]

I'd off myself in a nuclear blast, preferrably with the biggest thermonuclear weapon that can be found.

If i'm gonna die anyway, might as well make it epic.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I would want to die for someone I love, or in my sleep.

looks like you and me have somthing in common.

 

[Crapster]

I'd die in a manner that cannot be described by words. It'd be so amazing and badass that people will be talking about it for centuries to come.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure I have my finger on the pulse of the human psyche, so I probably wouldn't be able to imagine a scenario like that.

 

[DarkSquadrant]

I would want to fight all the evil in the world then goto hell and kill all the demons their and then face Satan in an epic fight where i kill him bring balance to the universe and then trip and fall breaking my head on a rock.

 

[LongAndShort]

Am I the only one thinking "crushed pelvises"?

 

[Plurralbles]

sexed to death. No condoms. one thousand women. My seed fertilizing every single one of them.

Having that many children would make almost the entire population of the world, a thousand years from now, my descendents.

I just realized just how egotistical/narcissistic and frankly... deranged I am... Scary.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Either fistfighting god,dying for a loved one,or a few others but this will sum up my favorite way to go.
"Get this damn thing off my neck
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of my head
Sharpen up the blade, boys
What are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
Wipe that damn smile off your face
Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine
Sharpen up the blade, boys
Bells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling..."

 

[Omega V]

death by snu snu definitely, or alternatively being chased down by a hoard of topless women in the style of Monty pythons the meaning of life.

 

[mrm5561]

id like to die by blowing myself up just as a room full of bad guys were about to over take me. might as well take as many people with me as possible.. o and id light up a smoke just before it went off

 

[Jackalb]

Epicly.

Taking out half the Chinese army while fucking 15 women to death and using all of Duke Nukem's quotes.

 

[poet_lawreate]

I once had a friend say he would masturbate on top of a building then jump off as he finished.
... very nice.

I think I'd probably like to die in battle, wielding a big-ass sword. Maybe fighting a dragon.

 

[Erana]

I wouldn't mind to terribly painting to the point of collapse, silmuntaniously revolutionizing the art world and making millions that could provide for my family for generations to come.

 

[Wrists]

Gunned down in an epic final showdown after conquering a small country...not too small of course, bigger than Belgium, but smaller then France.

EDIT: It would be appreciated if following my death everything in the immediate vicinity either exploded vigorously or caught fire.

 

[Miumaru]

I want to not do anything important till the last second, then die as my body is taken over my a dragon shaped God to fight a demon from hell while the guy who actually did all the heroics is treated second rate while I get all the glory for just dying.