If you had to die...

[ThatSexyGuy]

After running up the Empire State building and catching a nuke and flying into space where it detonates and I fall to Earth and go to the hospital and die after kissing the girl of my dreams.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Or death by assassin, which means I was important!

Just because you were famous doesn't mean that was good. You could of been famous by being the victim of the best prank ever.

 

[Shockolate]

I would want to die as a sacrifice to become an immortal being.

Yay loopholes!

 

[Souplex]

I would be crushed under the search bar.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.70283-Biting-the-big-one#686540

 

[fluffybunny937]

Trying to teach grizzly bears how to read


http://www.cracked.com/funny-303-autoerotic-asphyxiation/

 

[llew]

being shot in the shoulder in an epic gunfight, tellin my allies to run, then when the enemy get close to my position i shall pull the pin on my grenade and detonate with all the well placed C4 saying "fuck you dirtbags " with the happy face cos im crazy

 

[Yureina]

* Shot through the head
* Sword through the chest
* Xenomorph bursting through chest

Preferable 1 or 2, not 3 although I quiet often dream about experiancing Nr 3..
I had a really lifelike dream where I got stabbed in my forehead with a knife about a year ago. Pre-life memory?

That's kinda freaky... i'd be worried if I had dreams like that.

 

[klaynexas3]

either saving someone i love
or giving my life as a blood seal to keep the demons of hell at bay from destroying the earth and my name goes down into legend forever. also, i got to kill one of the big badass demons in the process

 

[sky14kemea]

In an epic battle! Possibly a sword fight with an evil bad guy of some sorts >_> I wanna go down fighting, and taking as many bad guys plus the big boss one with me D:<

Although I don't wanna die until I watch him die first >.> that way I know everyone else is safe.

*day dreams*....

What were we talking about again? :/

 

[Instant K4rma]

Spoiler: Lord of the Rings spoiler!

This is how I would want to go out. Fighting for those I care about 'till the bitter end.

EDIT: Dammit all... Embedding is messing up yet again.

 

[Anti-gravity]

Sky dive onto a bed of nails!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Die fighting against impossible odds, and deny the enemy to the end.

 

[w@rew0lf]

Lets say you had to die, but you could control how you did. Maybe you take a bullet for a loved one, or you battle the devil and just barely beat him at the cost of your life. Anything.

For me, I'd battle some badass demon dude, then unleash a spell of whoopass on him that drained me of my life. Of course, on international television with 3/4 of the world watching me.

Or a naked swimsuit model avalanche.

Dying is something I would never want to face. Scares me so much that the foundation of my house is made of shitbrix (My copyrighted key to wealth). But regards of the fact that you'll die, it's how you leave this world that'll leave your name branded name in history. I personally wanted to be immortalized in such a way that people will be hanging pictures of my genitalia on their walls for the next century. Girls will be forced to take many a cold shower upon glancing at them and all the guys will have to repeat the mantra "I'm not gay, I'm not gay..." Before they inexplicably move to San Francisco.

[sub]Not pictured above: My genitalia.[/sub]

Let me get off topic for a sec. All Girl Catholic Schools. These girls have, let's say, a reputation. And since all those incredible uniforms - that leave something to the imagination - contain hormonal, boy-deprived members of the female persuasion they're perfect for my needs. That's why one of my dream ways to die would be providing too much sausages to all those wonderful girls.

[sub]From my sausage deli. Also the younger nuns are hot.[/sub]

My second dream way of dying would to be assassinated by ninjas after I assassinated Tetsuya Nomura, the director of the Kingdom Hearts series. You see, Mr. Nomura here seems to dislike having vast sums money or at least that seems to be the only reason he refuses to confirm whether that Kingdom Hearts III is in the works. So for his dislike for the green, I decided to kill him with a guitar so I can hear what the strums of true agony sound like as he takes his dying breaths.

[sub]The police re-enactment of my death.[/sub]

Clearing something up.

I'm 16 so all that Catholic Schoolgirl stuff is legal. For me . So I am not a pedophile.

[sub]Replace all the non-santa people with Catholic Schoolgirls and then that's not me.[/sub]




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[dragonslayer32]

i would be sitting, and death comes to take my life. i then battle death, erm...to the death? and i kill him. i then become death so im technically dead but i am death. that would be sweet.

 

[Pontus Hashis]

An epic battle ofc..

Start of by saying:"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum..."
Then fight a predator,killing him in a spinerippinglyawesome way, then fighting fox,foxhound and snakehound at the same time. Then I'd piledrive a bear. Fuck every girl I've ever wanted/going to want to fuck. Then jump in the air catch a nuke with my theeth,dissarm it with my toungh(spelling?) and spit it out.
When im still in the air, I get hit by lightning,stoping my heart, land like Raiden (MGS 4)on the ground. get hit by lightning again, starting my heart, and get all the powers of Cole MacGrath.

 

[holographicman]

like this
1:17-2:14=badass

 

[Shiny Rabbit]

strapped to a nuclear bomb that gets dropped on somewhere

 

[rosemystica]

Fighting a tiger in a nuclear reactor.

Or I'd just like to be sitting on the crosstown bus and suddenly burst into flame.

 

[sirkai007]

beat to death during a supermodel pillowfight

A naked supermodel pillow fight?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Flying off a cliff insanely fast, whilst riding a motorbike, accompanied by a hot girl, whilst drinking a vodka, playing rock music, and on fire.

For the fourth time now...