If you had to go back in time, and kill one person...
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Rasputin!
Even though he survived poisoning, knife wounds, several shots and probably more, I would still give it a shot.
Even though he survived poisoning, knife wounds, several shots and probably more, I would still give it a shot.
Herman Melville. That fucker. Fuck him and his dense, irritating, boring prose. Fuck Moby Dick. Fuck Bartleby. Fuck Billy Budd.
Especially Billy Budd.
Especially Billy Budd.
Bill gates. and then i would make the pc and become rich and not be a total fucking douche in the future.
Adam Beechen. I'm still bitter about what he did to Cassandra Cain and only an act of god would be able to change my opinion. Even if they did fix her, she's been screwed up almost half as long as she was good.
Otherwise, Mark Millar, Frank Miller, Dan Didio, or Joe Quesada, all of which would happen within the last 10 years or so. Not because I have a short memory, simply because I don't feel like dealing with time-stream alteration repercussions on a serious scale.
Otherwise, Mark Millar, Frank Miller, Dan Didio, or Joe Quesada, all of which would happen within the last 10 years or so. Not because I have a short memory, simply because I don't feel like dealing with time-stream alteration repercussions on a serious scale.
It'd have to be Fred Phelps at the moment, but only if I can just appear from nowhere thru time, dressed as Jesus, and tell him that God is real, and I've been sent to end him because of his constant misuse of God's name in the pursuit of hatred, then snap his neck like a twig.
Then just leave a note on the body saying 'Jesus Saves (gays too)'. Oh and pull his pants down and surround him with gay porn and a bottle of lube, then call the press, opening a window and telling them. I imagine so many people would just believe it that they wouldn't even get as far as noticing a broken neck.
There's a lot of people I could have said , like Hitler, Kim Jong Il, Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, but I fear a number 2 would just pop up to fill the seat now vacant.
Destroying the leader of the WBC 'might' shake em enough, I don't know, but it's worth a try, tho to be honest, when I see him, apart from thinking of flying Phantasm balls, I figure he looks so frail, popping a balloon near him when he wasn't ready might just finish him off.
Then just leave a note on the body saying 'Jesus Saves (gays too)'. Oh and pull his pants down and surround him with gay porn and a bottle of lube, then call the press, opening a window and telling them. I imagine so many people would just believe it that they wouldn't even get as far as noticing a broken neck.
There's a lot of people I could have said , like Hitler, Kim Jong Il, Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, but I fear a number 2 would just pop up to fill the seat now vacant.
Destroying the leader of the WBC 'might' shake em enough, I don't know, but it's worth a try, tho to be honest, when I see him, apart from thinking of flying Phantasm balls, I figure he looks so frail, popping a balloon near him when he wasn't ready might just finish him off.
You mean the Futurama effect!Funkiest Monkey said:
OT: I dunno probably the person who wrote the Twilight novels whatever her name is
Also, Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard before GST (10% tax on everything) was introduced, but then again someone else would probably just bring in the same thing after a while.
EDIT: The guy who directed 'Scary Movie' now that movie was decent but every other spoof movie made since then is completely rubbish
These are the movies he has made,
Vampires Suck
Disaster Movie
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
Scary Movie 1,2,3,4 and in production 5
Date Movie
Superhero Movie
All these movies suck balls. I am never seeing a movie with word movie in the title, even sports movie was shit and it wasnt made by these guys.