If you had to go back in time, and kill one person...

[dragonslayer32]

I'd kill the guy in Man vs Food and take his job...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Gabe Newell. Just because!

 

[Stuntcrab]

My grandfather. Why not? What could go wrong?

I love that paradox. But if you were to say you were gonna do it, your not, because you exsist right now and since you exsist that means you would never kill your grandfather because you would have already been stopped. See where im at?

 

[NicoDK]

The guy that wrote the bible, or the guy that wrote the koran.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Ben Stiller...long story short. I single him out as the reason comedy has sucked for the last 10 years in movies.

 

[Rook]

If I had to? An inconsequential hermit. That way, I wouldn't destroy the flow of time or whatnot.

Well you should be careful.you might accidently kill the man who made monopoly and therefore make Saturn IMPLODE which would go on to crete a black hole,I'm sure you can figure out the rest.I really have no idea who would be worth killing.Everyting will get fucked up no matter what you do.I guess Id try and prevent the americans from finding the Japanese in the battle of midway in time to see what would happen

 

[coldfrog]

Thomas Edison. Then the world would have gone with Tesla instead.

Tesla was fucking awesome!

OT: Whoever didn't admit Hitler to art school. Then I would take his place and let him into the school, and thus (most likely) prevent WWII.

Course, it would be easier to just kill Hitler, but I've always been curious as to what kind of paintings he could have done if he had been accepted to art school and hadn't gone batshit psycho.

Probably would've cut off one of his extraneous body parts, sent it to a girlfriend or family member, invented a new style of painting and then killed himself because he felt like he always had something he meant to achieve in his life but he never would.

 

[MasterRyan]

God. That's what happens when you screw up God, people go back in time and kill your ass. I will then procede to take God's mantle for myself. first order of business, let Lucifer out of hell and back into heaven, he's been grounded for long enough. 2nd, give heaven a heavy metal look. 3rd, come down to earth, resurect Jesus, tell 'im he's a jerk, and blast him back to the stone age.

Ok imn a big christain as i was raised as one... so yeah, thats fucking retarted, you cant kill jesus... hes cannot die only if he lets you kill him, and also... The Devil is not a person, The Devil is evil, hes a thing that takes many shapes, and hes hardly gonna be able to get into heaven anyway, besides, god would let him in if he apoligised, but the devil would never do that... soz, yeah thats freaking impossible, also if god made the world, imn sure he can kill, but he would not do it...

PS: Sorry for the whole talk, but i need someone to correct

Okay as for my choice Satan, as in this...

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The Serpent in that tree in the middle of that garden.

Satan, is i believe who you're refering to.

Which is correct.

 

[C95J]

I would kill myself

But wait, if you go back and kill yourself, then you would never be able to go back and kill yourself so you *spark* would go back and kill yourself so...

OT: Probably Wihlem of Prussia, just to see the out come.

hmmm... now that I think about it *BOOM!*

 

[TheJackel2008]

This sick freak... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]
Seriously though, I don't know I don't think I can kill anyone...

Hey! Why me? What have I done? I know your joking but why me? I just want to know.

OT: Not sure who I would kill. Maybe Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer AFTER they made Scary Movie 1 to 3 because I didn't mind those movies but the rest of their movies are crap.

 

[Arikarin Aririkamei]

I would kill the very first chav, in an attempt to delay their spread through England.

That would only work if the person you killed was the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor, they are just a symptom

Ah, good point, in that case I would kill the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

glenn beck's father. cure the world of so much poison.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

This sick freak... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]
Seriously though, I don't know I don't think I can kill anyone...

Hey! Why me? What have I done? I know your joking but why me? I just want to know.

OT: Not sure who I would kill. Maybe Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer AFTER they made Scary Movie 1 to 3 because I didn't mind those movies but the rest of their movies are crap.

It's a profile link. Whoever clicks it gets put to their profile.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

I would kill the very first chav, in an attempt to delay their spread through England.

That would only work if the person you killed was the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor, they are just a symptom

Ah, good point, in that case I would kill the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor.

Yeah you would!

I love being a communist, especially when people say "Communism doesn't work" and my rebuttal is "and Capitalism does?" BOOM

at least my beliefs are based on helping, damn selfish over-compensators

 

[TheJackel2008]

This sick freak... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]
Seriously though, I don't know I don't think I can kill anyone...

Hey! Why me? What have I done? I know your joking but why me? I just want to know.

OT: Not sure who I would kill. Maybe Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer AFTER they made Scary Movie 1 to 3 because I didn't mind those movies but the rest of their movies are crap.

It's a profile link. Whoever clicks it gets put to their profile.

Oh...I didn't know that...I feel pretty stupid now. Thanks for telling me anyway.

 

[Nickthequick]

Jennifer Aniston, not sure why but I figured sure why not.

 

[XJ-0461]

Someone who died in unexplained circumstances, or someone who just disappeared one day. If I'm forced to go back in time and kill someone, I might as well try and create a whole "stable time loop" thing.