If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Pimppeter2]

Give him a marker moustache

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'd ask "Why the hell did you give me a moustache?"

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would eat his chips

 

[Random Argument Man]

I would ask "What happened to the first pimppeter?"


Since he never answered this question...

 

[RanD00M]

I would talk to him about Bob Dylan.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I probably wouldn't notice him, and walk right on by, instantly destroying what could've been a lifelong friendship.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would have his babies

 

[TheSentinel]

I would run, because he would pimpslap me.

 

[TheSentinel]

I would get eaten.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would eat his candies.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I would stay away from him. Apparently he doubles as a stalker on the weekends.

 

[Klagermeister]

I'd give him a cookie. Then punch him and take it back!

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd do nothing. Mostly because i've never seen this guy around before.

 

[Klagermeister]

I'd roundhouse him for not recognizing the future Lord of Nerds.