If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd ask him what he meant

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

"How did I get all the way here? oh,well. Hello."

 

[Julianking93]

I'd ask him what he meant

I'd tell you exactly where I get all my nice clothes for such cheap prices

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd surreptitiously try to eat him.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd chase him down and pounce!

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I'd take him roughly in the bicycle shed.

*me-ow*

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd be horribly traumatised by the event and have the memory forcibly erased from my mind. Then I'd never want to see him again, and poke my eyes out.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Glomp them then walk away, and yes that may or may not be my standard answer for every Escapist...

 

[Jedamethis]

Run up and attempt conversation, before he gets away.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Kick him in the crotch and run dammmit!

Actually I probably would be civil for once in my life, considering he may (or may not) have links with freaking Anubis.

 

[ninja_thae]

I would steal his present and run.

 

[Guestowel]

buy him a drink at a Clutch concert

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd probably ignore him.
[sub]What else do you do to strangers?[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

I'd just sit.
And look at them.
With wide eyes and a dull expression.
And then I'd take them go-carting!

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd give him my nuclear stockpile.
Then eat his liver. Or his brain.

 

[Neonbob]

I suppose I'd offer him a ride on a plane before kicking him into its engine.

But ignoring him to come on here seems just as likely.