If you met the escapist above you in person.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Tap on shoulder*
"In my defense, this is the first time i've met you in person. Hi!'

 

[Rooster893]

OMG

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would say something completely random and wait for you to say "In my defense..."
I would ninja you. I would ninja in an insane way.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd challenge you to a duel for ninja-ing me

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

One word: 'Sandviches'.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd quote metalocalypse then pull me fedora down low and see if she recognizes me.
also I'd do the robot for good measure

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I would get the medigun out and help him capture the control the point. A heavy is only as good as his Medic.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd thank him with using his occupation as a way of regarding him

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd treat him to a drink, of course. Then I'd get a guy dressed like Dr. Rockso to scare him as a joke.

 

[Ren3004]

I'd turn on the heating.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd invite him to a round of pollo

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd ask him why he's not a kerrik in real life.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd ask him why he's not a talking living puppet that thanks you all the time in real life

 

[Kud]

I would throw a baby at him.

 

[TheSentinel]

I'd give him a puppy.

 

[Kud]

i would eat the puppy and throw its bones at him.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I would hit him with one of said puppy bones before leaving.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would force him to not get hit by a car?

 

[Pegghead]

I would say hello and try to change the subject if they talked about anime or manga (Judging by the avatar).

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would ask him why his avatar is grainy.