If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Pm0n3y]

I'd ask him where the word "Smeghead" originated from.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd tell him that he just got ninja'd by a slow typer.

 

[RanD00M]

I would awkwardly hug him for ten minutes.Then id lick his ear.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be confused, then shout "if only you were a girl!"

 

[RanD00M]

I would answer with "If i were a girl,then i would be happy"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would not respond for a while, then I would shout "LOLI!" While pointing at a loli.

 

[Weslebear]

Drink his milkshake.

 

[RanD00M]

I would ask him who he was.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would wonder why he would lick my ear.

 

[RanD00M]

I would run around him in circles and laugh like a maniac.Then i would lick his ear again.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would try to initiate conversation while shivering to due to his saliva on my ear.

 

[RanD00M]

I would engage in said conversation with extreme intelligence and prestige.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would get distracted by a loli and start talking about Konata.

 

[RanD00M]

I would say."I never finished the first episode of Lucky Star",then get ready to be hit hard.

 

[Kud]

i would destroy you.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd kill you using my superior intellect.

I've found you out Kira.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I being to recommend anime like crazy.

 

[Kud]

=_= i would slap you.