If you met the escapist above you in person.

[GodofDisaster]

Ask him if he wants to go whale hunting.

 

[Fraught]

I'd, uhh, cut that machine he's using into pieces with my lightsaber, followed by a hearty "Hello!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd Say "Holy shit! A talking raccoon with a lightsaber!" and then I'd go on about my business.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd beware of fire, then congratulate him on good forum games.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Ask if he needs help with the gardening.

 

[CosmicCommander]

"Hi, you must be Knight 487!"

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd ask them why they ninja'd me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would not be happy, as it would mean I was in a hospital. I don't like being in hospitals.

 

[Kamaitachi]

I would ask them what ninja'd means.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would tell that that ninja'd means that somebody replied to a post before you did.

 

[USSR]

I'd ask him why I am running low on ideas o.o

 

[The Hairminator]

I would ask for his autograph

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Can I borrow your helmet...please?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

I would walk up to her, say an innuendo, facepalm, put my hoodie low enough that it covers my eyes, and see if she recognizes me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Pm0n3y! I'd know those innuendos anywhere!"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"...Excuse me? Are you a Commi of the Idealist kind? You are? I knew it, Hey!"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would say "so I herd you leik commie mudkipz"