If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Julianking93]

I'd tell him he's more famous than infamous

[sup/]which am I then?[/sup]

 

[Julianking93]

I'd invite him to have serious discussion in OT.

If he wants to that is

 

[Julianking93]

To Xandus, I would do no such thing as I would take that pipe and crack you over the head with it.

And please teach me that power as well Swollen Goat.

 

[Julianking93]

You'd be out of luck because I carry a wallet as a decoy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would steal your shoe. The money is in there, right?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would Falcon Punch him and then steal his pants and Hail Fire's pants.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would chase him down and recover my pants.

 

[Julianking93]

I would steal your shoe. The money is in there, right?

No. I wouldn't keep it in something that easy to take.

And @Last of the Chinchillas, I would steal back the pants and return them to their rightful owners hoping they're still alive from the might of the Falcon Punch.

 

[Vrex360]

I would demand he do a better job of taking care of his hair.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would begin devising a convoluted plan involving several donkeys, explosives, and egg salad sandwiches to steal all of his pants forever and then get bored halfway through and go do something else.

 

[Julianking93]

I would shoot him in the face to prevent him from hurting anyone else.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would steal his pants to prevent him from hurting anyone else.