If you met the escapist above you in person.

[oppp7]

Destroy said stuff.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I would ask him what the hell his avatar is.

 

[Birras]

I would question him about my wallpaper!

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would try and act cool but fail

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'd probably talk about video games.
...
I'd also suggest a game of Capcom vs. SNK 2 (I don't have CvM2)

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would get Owned(not a fan of fighting games)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd also get pwned.

 

[Sleekgiant]

We would pwn the newbs D:

 

[Scde2]

I will stand there until he makes the first move. //_^

 

[Sleekgiant]

There might be awkward silence at first :O

 

[Scde2]

I would give him a hug...After that I can't possible imagine what would happen.

 

[superbatranger]

I'd say hi...other than that, I don't know.

 

[Tharwen]

Mock him for having a tiny post count.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Mock him as gaeilge for being english

 

[Vrex360]

I'd probably just walk past him in the street because I don't know him all that well.

Though he could well be a human and thus should be destroyed.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Use my odd appearance to fool him into thinking I'm not human, then stab him in the back.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Leave, very fast

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably give him a hug or buy him a drink.

 

[Scde2]

I would say hello and possibly talk about something random.

 

[ShockValue]

I'd walk away.