If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd say hi.

 

[ShockValue]

I'd high five him.

 

[Scde2]

I would slap him.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Nod and say howdy.

 

[Scde2]

I would go "WTF OMG I know you!"

 

[ShockValue]

I'd throw him out a window.

 

[Scde2]

I would cry.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Since I know who he is, I would invite him over for dinner.

 

[Scde2]

I would try and get to know more about him.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Would probably make an emo vampire joke, and talk to him about the fact that I seem to be stalking him.

 

[Scde2]

I would explain that I am NOT a vampire.
But the emo part is right.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I would question the fact that he takes emo as a TITLE, and not an INSULT (as most people see it).

 

[Scde2]

I would explain that I love being emo (Strange, I know) and that "most people" just suck.

 

[Savagezion]

I would buy him a chemistry set. Crap.

I would give him a pat on the back and say "it's ok man, everyone is always someone else's enemy"

 

[Scde2]

I would say, "Oh, you go on the Escapist too?" Then I would go about my life.

 

[Savagezion]

I would punch him.

 

[Scde2]

I would kick him in the nuts...Then walk away in slow motion.

 

[Rasputin1]

I'd say "Oh hi." Then move on.

 

[Goremocker]

I'd most likely say, "Damn it, I don't even know you from the Escapist. Why couldn't I have bumped into someone I knowish?"

 

[Lepre-Khan]

"Never attack the guy with the microphone."