If you met the escapist above you in person.

[mrhappyface]

If you met the escapist above you, you would...

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would say hello, and if he offered a friendly hand shake as a greeting I would accept it.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I would tell him to get off the machine...

 

[Neonbob]

I'd sit down and watch Hot Fuzz with him.
And then kick him back to his home.

 

[fanklok]

well id probably have to move out of his basement

 

[GodofDisaster]

Play the Lost game.

 

[Neonbob]

Steal his face and put it on a passing dog.
For the giggles.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Run the fuck away.
Especially if I caught him in the middle of the aforementioned acts.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Kick him in the nads and run

 

[SteakHeart]

Ask him if I could borrow his M4.

 

[XJ-0461]

Run like hell because it would mean that the santa alien slug invasion will have started.

 

[SteakHeart]

Shoot him with his own M4. And steal it.

 

[Nukey]

I would say hi

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"I'm not letting you in 'till I'm sure you're immune!"

[small] This is way too easy but...cookie for reference.[/small]

 

[KC_spot]

RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!

 

[Rooster893]

I'd say Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Nukey]

"Yo, what up?"

 

[Smagmuck_]

I will tell him to wear pants...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Run. Run far away and hope bullets don't follow.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Say "Got it memorized?" Day in and Day out