If you met the escapist above you in person.

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I would shit on his floor... again...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

He wont have any future generations because I would have cut him in half at the belly button.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The sandwich is laced with cyanide. The antidote is in your liver in a clear plastic vial. Get it if you dare.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I smash your skull.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I impregnate your cat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wonder how you did a Sabertooth tiger.
The sabertooth tiger then kills you for the trauma you put it through.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I wake up in the hospital. Turns out all I lost was my head. I am currently living in a jar.
I wonder when your cat will have babies...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I shit in your hat. Then tie you to a pole and kill off your children. Then I put them in a wood chipper and turn them into goaty mulch.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I break your jar. And the get a Mabari to pee on you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I watch swollen and laaaaaaaaaaugh....

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I shit in both of your cereals and laaaaaaaaaaaugh...

 

[Pimppeter2]

I stop eating ceral

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I make you a custom monopoly board from solid hardwood. then burn it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shake my head and call you a meanie.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I hook you up with a Na'vi. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder who that is.