If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Kud]

hmm... since ALL of your posts are about sex, I don't think you are going to last very long...

OT: I would high five him for no reason at all.

 

[Pimppeter2]

He doesn't appreciate sex

 

[Kud]

He doesn't know that I am made of sex. I am the sex monster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would compliment him on his avatars, then pause and saw "wtf?" after reading his last post.

 

[Asturiel]

Give him a hearty "Hello! Why are you using a female avatar again?"

 

[Timberwolf0924]

I woud say hello..

 

[Asturiel]

I would tell him how much of a partial grammar nazi I am. Shout "MOR DETAIL! Kick him. Then tell him he shouldnt be such a psycopath.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would say "An hippo is you."

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably happily poke him until he realizes who I am. Then arrange to go to some kind of anime convention with him.

 

[Neonbob]

I unno. Maybe hug her?
That seems like it'd work.

 

[Sassafrass]

@Vee: Probably end up hugging her for ages.
Then set about blowing up/destroying London by 'accident.'

@Neon: Tell him off for ninjaing me then help him blow up whales.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

So much hugging~
Then I'd probably spend the whole day watching Scrubs with him and happily complaining.

 

[Sassafrass]

^^^
Pretty much that as well.

 

[Neonbob]

Pat him on the back and resume our normal activities, probably...
I think we'd do more socializing on the site than in actual conversation.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Probably look confused, then invite in for a meal.
What? I like to feed people food.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, it would be the first time we met, real life or not.
How do you do? I suppose.

 

[Sassafrass]

Go look at posts 1807 to 1809.
For we would.

 

[Sleekgiant]

We would watch Scrubs, because it is the best