If you owned Nintendo

[Martyn106]

I would make a new supermario game and right at the end the game would cut to a cut scene of Mario lying on the floor of a bathroom with some magic mushrooms around him, and the a guy walks in and fires him.

That will surly destroy him
muhahaha

 

[pantallica95]

Leave it for 6 months for cash. Lots of hapless moms buy wiis.

Then, i would stop production of the wii. And start making affordable gaming computers : ) Alienware power, WalMart price.

 

[Amanov]

I'd turn them into a company that makes videogames and videogame consoles.

 

[Red Right Hand]

If I owned Nintendo, I would come out with the Wii Vibrator. All 'hardcore' people would be too distracted by being plugged into the Wii Vibrator's full capabilities and therefore have no more room to *****. It would sell millions and be coupled with a game about pretty lights. After this I will use the peace and quiet to swim in a vault full of gold coins.

I've gotta say... I would buy that.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Just but out VALVe to make hardcore games for the Wii, and package two Nunchucks, a Motion plus and the classic controller with the console. The new VALVe games'll have the Classic Controller mandatorily.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Well I do own Nintendo (a little; I'm a shareholder) but they still wont listen to me.

I would hire R* to make an exclusive gta for the wii.

I would also start working on a new franchise; one with M rated games for M gamers. Why can't Nintendo have their own Kratos like mascot too? Maybe an open world pirate (are they still trendy?) shooter/strategy type thing for the kids who grew up with Mario but... well... are grown up now.

 

[Dr.Sean]

I would make a game about a dog in feudal Japan who collects spells cast by painting funny shapes with a magical brush. I would release this game everywhere simultaneously, letting the individual stores decide when to start selling the game. Next I'd make a new Wii with better graphics capabilities. Then I'd ask Epic Games "would please kindly" make the unreal engine work on the Wii so that 2k games "would please kindly" release Bioshock and Bioshock II: The Sea of Dreams on the Wii. After that we remake Zero-Wing in full 3D for great justice.

 

[Traun255]

BUY DUKE NUKEM BEST GAME ON NINTENDO!!!!!!

 

[Daveman]

I'd remake Goldeneye and actually get a deal with lucas arts so all lightsaber swishing occurs with wii controllers.

 

[sneak_copter]

I'd buy out Rare.

Goldeneye Wii. Without all of the complications of Modern FPS's, that could be awesome.

 

[Hey_look_a_cat]

Buy out Sega in a hostile takeover, why? because I can!

 

[KingGolem]

One more thing: a full 3D Mario RPG. Epic.

They sort of did make this - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_RPG:_Legend_of_the_Seven_Stars

I guess I didn't really consider that, seeing as how it's technically isometric projection. I was thinking modern 3D, like what you would find in Super Mario Galaxy.

 

[jamesworkshop]

i would use my new found position in the industry to start nicking some developers like get rare and make them do a proper banjo kazooie game

 

[Nargleblarg]

I would pump out 3 brand new fully complete and non crappy 2-D metroid games. Plus bring Kid Icarus back.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Make Peach put out for once in Mario Galaxy 2

 

[IamQ]

Lend some money to 3D realms to make them work on Duke-Nukem forever again, those lazy gits!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

If I owned Nintendo, I'd be rich. I'd sell off all my stock and retire onto my own private island.

 

[XJ-0461]

Retire Mario completely and make Link more of a badass.

 

[crono738]

I would destroy the Wii and make a new Gamecube that's actually good.

Pretty much the same...except replace Gamecube with SNES/N64.