If you went skydiving, and neither one of your parachutes worked...

[RavingPenguin]

Try and fall onto someone, and shout falcon punch before I hit the ground.

HA! Thats epic material right there.

OT: Id embrace the feeling of free-fall. Afterwards I could die a happy man, knowing I've come as close as humanly possible to unassisted flight.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Try and fall onto someone, and shout falcon punch before I hit the ground.

You know what, I'm adding the falcon punch to mine as well. That's GENIUS.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Text my girlfriend, best friend and dad that I love them. Then probably try to navigate towards the nearest body of water/cushioned area. And maybe call 911 and tell them as well.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Quickly realize that I'm fucked and lay back to relax. If I can, text loved ones a goodbye, and finish it with a massive headbutt to the ground. Take THAT Earth!

 

[Neonbob]

Aim for a small child/random person on the street, yell at them just as I'm about to hit them, and cherish the look on their face for the last moments of my life.

 

[twistedshadows]

Die as soon as I hit the ground?
Or end up horribly mangled and disfigured, wishing I were dead?
All the possible options seem painful and unpleasant.

 

[keyton777]

aim for water, steal a chute?
i dont think rolling or aiming for a hill at 123 MPH would be a smart idea, might spread you out like butter on toast.

me, id aim for the nearest air craft and try to grab a wing, failing that, idk, wack off on emore time, or aim for what might be a mud hole

 

[Internet Kraken]

This is why I would never go skydiving.

EVER

 

[Dragon Zero]

Sing "the Gambler" for some reason it always calms me down, if you don't know what song "the Gambler" is then I cannot help you. Kenny Rogers Forever!

Anyway, I'd probably pray for my loved ones as well.

Edit: Then flap my arms. You never know, you might get lucky! Plus i'd be making bird noises just to freak out a few nice cars fearing flying elephants.
Other than that I'd like to go out of this world the way I came in... Naked and screaming!

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Die as soon as I hit the ground?
Or end up horribly mangled and disfigured, wishing I were dead?
All the possible options seem painful and unpleasant.

Not "What would you do when you HIT the ground", but "What would you do on the way down to the ground".

 

[RagnorakTres]

I'd cross one leg over the other and put my hands on my hips. That way they can screw me out of the ground for the funeral service.

 

[twistedshadows]

Die as soon as I hit the ground?
Or end up horribly mangled and disfigured, wishing I were dead?
All the possible options seem painful and unpleasant.

Not "What would you do when you HIT the ground", but "What would you do on the way down to the ground".

Ah, yes. I'd freak out, possibly scream a bit while flailing around, and hopefully become calm and make peace before the end.

 

[Mstrswrd]

If another person is skydiving with you, you probably have a radio, and so you radio them over, and hope they can get to you, can grab you, and can deploy before you die. If not, then streamline yourself so you die quicker.

 

[Dragon Zero]

Quickly realize that I'm fucked and lay back to relax. If I can, text loved ones a goodbye, and finish it with a massive headbutt to the ground. Take THAT Earth!

First of all, Sweet avatar. Blue Knight FTW!

Second of all, I can just imagine someone doing that all Loony Toons style. The relaxing thing I mean.

 

[Altorin]

I'd masturbate all the way down.

That much adrenaline pumping through your head, it probably wouldn't be difficult.

and who wants to die all stressed out.. if you're masturbating as you fall, you're going to die relaxed.

 

[Panzer_God]

I'd die

 

[Plauged1]

I would just freefall in a comfortable position, waiting with my legs crossed and twittle my thumbs.

For other people trying to think of something, let me help: go for someones chimney. While yelling HO HO HO or falcon punch.

 

[Haydyn]

Question myself for why I would need any parachutes for jumping off a step ladder into a pool.

EDIT: Or, if it was from really high up, just sing Tom Petty's "Free Falling". Or try to land a Swanton Bomb, Jeff Hardy style. "Teen kills self immitating wrestling move."

 

[Sewblon]

Sing Always look on the bright side of life.