If you went skydiving, and neither one of your parachutes worked...

[SecretTacoNinja]

See if there was anything I could do to survive without being horribly disfigured for the rest of my life, if there was nothing, probably enjoy the view, do some mid-air flips and position myself so I have a quick death.

 

[curlycrouton]

Aim for the nearest body of water?

If you were falling from a skydiving height, the water would act like solid concrete anyway.

I'd say "Hello Ground" and leave it at that.

 

[Skeleon]

Hm, I'd probably turn myself with the back towards the Earth and my face towards the sky and enjoy the view until I die. (Oi, that rhymes!)
I like clear blue sky.
Maybe I'd think about my life a little, what I did good, what I did bad, what I missed out on, that kind of thing.

 

[Evilbunny]

Aim for the nearest body of water?

At that speed it would be like hitting solid concrete. It wouldn't help.

Edit: Ninja'd. I'm having an off week.

 

[massau]

try to make a parchute of mine clothings or dive like a bomb on a house (it might start WW3)

 

[RagnorakTres]

I'd cross one leg over the other and put my hands on my hips. That way they can screw me out of the ground for the funeral service.

HAHAHAHA. made me chuckle.

Run away.

It's from a book called Grunts. Read it if you want a good few laughs.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

try to make a parchute of mine clitchings

Your... clitchings? I'm hoping that's a typo of some kind.

 

[massau]

try to make a parchute of mine clitchings

Your... clitchings? I'm hoping that's a typo of some kind.

sorry mistyped i mend clothings

 

[UltimatheChosen]

try to make a parchute of mine clitchings

Your... clitchings? I'm hoping that's a typo of some kind.

sorry mistyped i mend clothings

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

 

[massau]

try to make a parchute of mine clitchings

Your... clitchings? I'm hoping that's a typo of some kind.

sorry mistyped i mend clothings

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

k than i use mine pocket teleporter to teleport me back to the ground

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

k than i use mine pocket teleporter to teleport me back to the ground

Ah, of course. However, since your inertia would be maintained (assuming that you're using quantum teleportation), you would still die. It would just happen faster.

 

[massau]

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

k than i use mine pocket teleporter to teleport me back to the ground

Ah, of course. However, since your inertia would be maintained (assuming that you're using quantum teleportation), you would still die. It would just happen faster.

k i will use something that will lowers the gravity (some king of unknown exotic matter)
or i hope that i'm falling on a black hole (and survive it i know it isn't possible but if i fall faster and gravity goo up the time in space will look to go faster for me and i might see the end of it yey)

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

k than i use mine pocket teleporter to teleport me back to the ground

Ah, of course. However, since your inertia would be maintained (assuming that you're using quantum teleportation), you would still die. It would just happen faster.

k i will use something that will lowers the gravity (some king of unknown exotic matter)
or i hope that i'm falling on a black hole (and survive it i know it isn't possible but if i fall faster and gravity goo up the time in space will look to go faster for me and i might see the end of it yey)

One of us is showing a lack of understanding of relativity, and I don't think it's me.

 

[Gitsnik]

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

k than i use mine pocket teleporter to teleport me back to the ground

Ah, of course. However, since your inertia would be maintained (assuming that you're using quantum teleportation), you would still die. It would just happen faster.

k i will use something that will lowers the gravity (some king of unknown exotic matter)
or i hope that i'm falling on a black hole (and survive it i know it isn't possible but if i fall faster and gravity goo up the time in space will look to go faster for me and i might see the end of it yey)

One of us is showing a lack of understanding of relativity, and I don't think it's me.

Oh I don't know, Quantum Teleportation doesn't transmit matter or energy, so basically you're lacking understanding just as much as he is.

 

[Misaek]

I would assume a straight position stick one palm out (face palm style) and screan "BUDDIHST PALM" like in kung fu hustle!

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Ah, of course. However, since your inertia would be maintained (assuming that you're using quantum teleportation), you would still die. It would just happen faster.

k i will use something that will lowers the gravity (some king of unknown exotic matter)
or i hope that i'm falling on a black hole (and survive it i know it isn't possible but if i fall faster and gravity goo up the time in space will look to go faster for me and i might see the end of it yey)

One of us is showing a lack of understanding of relativity, and I don't think it's me.

Oh I don't know, Quantum Teleportation doesn't transmit matter or energy, so basically you're lacking understanding just as much as he is.

Quantum teleportation transmits information. The information about him would presumably include the energy acting upon him at the time.

 

[massau]

I think you'd go numb almost immediately from windchill if you tried to remove your clothes. Plus, I think you'd lose your grip when you first tried "flare" them into a parachute... the force you'd be trying to slow would rip them right out of your hands.

k than i use mine pocket teleporter to teleport me back to the ground

Ah, of course. However, since your inertia would be maintained (assuming that you're using quantum teleportation), you would still die. It would just happen faster.

k i will use something that will lowers the gravity (some king of unknown exotic matter)
or i hope that i'm falling on a black hole (and survive it i know it isn't possible but if i fall faster and gravity goo up the time in space will look to go faster for me and i might see the end of it yey)

One of us is showing a lack of understanding of relativity, and I don't think it's me.

i understand it but i read the book about it in english and i'm dutch so i can't fully understand it.
but i'm still reading about it and i know if we go faster our time will go slower and it will look like the outside will go faster. and gravity slows time

 

[UltimatheChosen]

One of us is showing a lack of understanding of relativity, and I don't think it's me.

i understand it but i read the book about it in english and i'm dutch so i can't fully understand it.
but i'm still reading about it and i know if we go faster our time will go slower and it will look like the outside will go faster. and gravity slows time

It would take a lot longer than a fall to get to the end of time... if there even is one.