If you went skydiving, and neither one of your parachutes worked...

[ae86gamer]

Sing my favorite song until I hit the ground. Not much else I can do.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Took me a while to find it, but here it is.

I'd do what this guy did. Perform a freaking miracle.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-435377/The-man-fell-12-000-ft---survived.html

12,000 ft? Thats nothing. 30,000 ft!

Thats impressive, its just weird some of the things that can happen.

Indeed. That's some luck there... I wish I could have that kind of save next time I'm in trouble.

 

[space_oddity]

Rip off all my clothes and try and hit a pre-school.
Imagine the emotional trauma a little kid would suffer after seeing a naked man plummet from the sky a splatter on the jungle gym.

 

[Zersy]

Pray and Thank God

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Clamp arms to sides and SPIN like crazy. Want to hit the ground spinning. Aim for a a really crowded place, i want people to see this .

 

[Mr.Squishy]

learn to fly....
pretty obvious when you think about it

Kind of like forgetting to hit the ground

More like just throwing yourself at the ground, and missing...
Points for reference...

Douglas Adams! 4th book, was it not?

 

[Gladion]

Watch Crank to see what I'd do :]

 

[ffxfriek]

whack it one last time.

/thread ^^

 

[fix-the-spade]

Flatten out, create as much drag as possible, aim for a soft landing and try to land flat.

SURVIVE.

 

[Lullabye]

pull my third parachute. duh.

 

[traceur_]

Rip off all my clothes and try and hit a pre-school.
Imagine the emotional trauma a little kid would suffer after seeing a naked man plummet from the sky a splatter on the jungle gym.

Or crash through the roof during story telling, that would be epic.

 

[space_oddity]

Rip off all my clothes and try and hit a pre-school.
Imagine the emotional trauma a little kid would suffer after seeing a naked man plummet from the sky a splatter on the jungle gym.

Or crash through the roof during story telling, that would be epic.

Totally. Imagine if you took out the teacher.

 

[coldfrog]

I'm not going to read the whole thing, but to anyone who would, if you aim yourself straight down, the G's will probably cause you to black out, which would be lucky. That's what I'd do.

 

[Mark_motorheadbanger]

haha nice question xD hmmm either
A) masterbate - why not your gona die xD
B) if its a crowded area blow with lots of people i'd steer towards the biggest group of them yelling "look im flying rejects... oh wait.. 'SPLAT'

 

[tendo82]

I would aim straight down, then shortly before impact flatten my body out horizontally to reduce momentum before putting my legs down in front of me to absorb the impact and go into a controlled roll.

What I'm trying to say is that there is pretty much no way for me to die.

 

[Cmrl91]

Probably just streamline to see how fast i could hit the ground or try to aim for a building of some sorts, make people remember you

"Local skydiver demolishes building with last action"

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Rip off all my clothes and try and hit a pre-school.
Imagine the emotional trauma a little kid would suffer after seeing a naked man plummet from the sky a splatter on the jungle gym.

Or crash through the roof during story telling, that would be epic.

Totally. Imagine if you took out the teacher.

That WOULD be awesome. Especially if the story was "Jack and the Giant Beanstalk" or something along those lines... just shout "I'm Jack!" as you land.

 

[brainfreeze215]

I would wake up and remember that I'm NEVER going to go skydiving.

 

[rockingnic]

I would build myself an Ironman suit and fly the hell outta there!

 

[aww yea]

be thankful i started with the five foot practice drop