If you went to Gamer hell?
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Gamer Hell is real... however, I'm unlikely to ever visit Australia, so I'm not too worried.
'Thou shalt repent for your sins, ye gamers of virtue, else you shall find yourselves under the control of Atkinson, living forever without an 18 rating'
'Thou shalt repent for your sins, ye gamers of virtue, else you shall find yourselves under the control of Atkinson, living forever without an 18 rating'
All games would be on the highest difficulty, and you suffer pain equal to the damage inflicted on your character.
So, if you're playing Dead Space, Bioshock or Ninja Gaiden or something like that, then..... yeeeeeaah.
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So, if you're playing Dead Space, Bioshock or Ninja Gaiden or something like that, then..... yeeeeeaah.
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Hyperbole is hard.IckleMissMayhem said:
You get all the best guns, weapons, attacks, everything you ever want in a game. Then when you walk outside you get killed and spawntrapped for eternity.
An eternal Eternal Sonata intro.
Not much different from the real game, come to think of it.
One of my sisters picked it up and thought about playing it - I later joked that if she'd started, the intro would've just about finished.
I said this about four hours later. And I was only half joking.
Not much different from the real game, come to think of it.
One of my sisters picked it up and thought about playing it - I later joked that if she'd started, the intro would've just about finished.
I said this about four hours later. And I was only half joking.
I have reached gamer hell. It's where you realise you own plenty of cool games, you have plenty of time to play them and no reason not to... except you've become so jaded and cynical and, dare I say it, old, that games just no longer hold any interest for you, and you can't find the motivation to play them.
My gamer hell is not playing a game over and over. No, mine consists of living in a game. Specifically Two Worlds. Then just listening to people talk, in that game over and over again. I would die, no wait, I'm in hell that won't work.
Being forced to play the water levels. Actually having to sit through all the Eternal Sonata cutsenes would drive me to suicide, but being in hell that would send me to a special kind of hell where I would have to watch Eternal Sonata cutscenes where everyone had squeeky mouse voices. I feel depressed now.
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'nuff said...THIS game over and over would be hell...
'nuff said...THIS game over and over would be hell...
.....WHY?! WHY! How... how dare you! Just for that, you'll have to play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing]Hardcore_gamer said:
No actual games. Just prepubescent kids screaming into your ear (not your earpiece, but ethereal voices lodged in your actual ear) about your sexual orientation, what they spent last night doing with your mum and accusing you of a long list of unfair behaviour. Kind of like MW2 without the gameplay. Actually, that might be an improvement.