If You Were a Boss In a Video Game What Would You Be?

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Noivilob

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I would be the main boss in an adventure game, I would be a six foot male with long white hair and a black silk feathered cape jacket with silk feathered trousers, and black soul-less eyes with pointy ears, and I would be able to throw glowing black fireballs from my hands and Id also be able to summon undead warriors to come help me in battle. I would have more health than anything in the game. And my only weakness would be a magical blade that you have to get from a magical chest that can only be opened if you find four or more magical keys that are guarded by the Elements a.k.a Fire, Water, Stone & Air.
And when you beat me I'd only be banished to somewhere like the Underworld for a hundred or so years!
 

scorptatious

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Oh look, it's another necro'd thread. Ah well, I'll post anyway.

I'd be the hardest boss in existence:



If you get the reference, you get a cookie.
 

soren7550

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I imagine that I'd be a swear-y, lady Glass Joe.

Not necessarily a fighting game boss, but, well, weak and twiggy.
 

The_Blue_Rider

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I guess I'd want to be a fighting game boss in the vein of Seth, Jinpachi or Nightmare. (Or that new ***** in Soul Calibur 5, Elysium or something)
 

Alhazred

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I'm the idiot with a personal grudge against the hero.

I'm likely a minor minion, probably the first boss of the game, and predictably I get my ass kicked. Normally the big bad would send out a stronger minion in my place. But I don't quit so easily. And even though I have no interest in the big bad's world-ending schemes, that defeat bruised my ego something fierce.

And so I keep coming back for more. Again and again. And I lose every time.

I switch up my tactics. I upgrade my weapons. I learn to use magic. I pick up a sidekick to even the scores against all those morons that follow the hero around (are they his personal slaves or something?).

And still I keep losing.

The losses take a heavy toll on my body. I resort to dark magic, cybernetics, to keep me going (and the power boost dosen't hurt either. The hero doesn't seem pleased to keep running into me. Seems he's busy with something involving crystals, princesses and the end of the world, but I don't care about any of that. I've staked everything on beating him, my body is useless for anything else now. The big bad's other minions also want to kill the hero. They can get in line; he is MINE.

And again and again, I lose to him.

I throw all rules of honourable combat to the winds. I crash my airship into his and fight him on the burning deck. I mind-control his friends and turn them against him. I jump him as he leaves a dungeon. I fight him on collapsing buildings, on speeding trains, on frigid mountain peaks.

Nothing works. Victory still eludes me.

Time slips away, the hours and days between fighting HIM a meaningless blur. The sky has turned red. The dead walk the land. The ancients have returned. People are screaming in the streets. I don't care. I track HIM to a vast floating fortress, created in ancient days, walls straining to contain the arcane power within. The big bad is here, upon bis throne, his dreams of conquest almost manifest. I still don't care. I don't recall how I got there, nor how I defeated the abominations that walk the halls. I catch up with HIM just before the throne room, at a courtyard lit by a baleful moon.

Finally.

It is over far too soon. Even with every ounce of strength, striking with attacks poweful enough to fell armies, it is not enough. My body crumples to the floor again. I expect perhaps a moment of kinship between us; after all, we have fought so many times now. But, it does not happen. He and his friend step over by body and enter the throne room. I hear them talking with the big bad inside. Something about good, evil, fate, power; I understand nothing of it. I understand that I have barely clashed with the hero; I may have tested him in combat, but I cannot say I know him. What was it all for. I don't know. I fade away long before the hero vanqusihes the big bad, completes his journey and saves the world, still desperately trying to figure it out.

I am the mid-boss. Pity me.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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This cat submarine from Parodius. I'd like to be a boss that people take seriously but, as in real life, I'm stuck with an endearing expression and a pirate hat.



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