If you were a boss....

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I Stomp on Kittens

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If you were a final boss in any type of game what would be your powers, attacks, difficulty, physical attibutes, etc.?
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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I wouldn't waste turns on gloating.

Disable heals, disable damage, and be the first deliberately unbeatable boss that will kill all of your characters and stop the entire story dead in its tracks.

Just to be a dick.
 

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SODAssault said:
I wouldn't waste turns on gloating.

Disable heals, disable damage, and be the first deliberately unbeatable boss that will kill all of your characters and stop the entire story dead in its tracks.

Just to be a dick.
I'd pretty much do the same, but at the same time run away, just to be on the safe side.
 

conmag9

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Does the fact that I've pictured this in great detail sound creepy or just overbearingly egotistical? Regardless, I had a set of abilities in one RP setting that basically allowed an almost perfect control of matter. Any physical, chemical or nuclear (element to element, not [necessarily] atom bombs) change as needed, although "only" to inorganic material. Totally overpowered but I always pictured if was a boss with that, I'd have so many different possible combinations that it would take an hour of fighting me before I reused any. Let's see a strategy guide deal with THAT!
 

Pain_Inflictor

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SODAssault said:
I wouldn't waste turns on gloating.

Disable heals, disable damage, and be the first deliberately unbeatable boss that will kill all of your characters and stop the entire story dead in its tracks.

Just to be a dick.
The final boss in arc the lad: twilight of the spirits?
 

ShadaNiro

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I think I'd be really fast, probably shoot lightening, and be unable to be targeted (so if there was an auto-lock system in the game, that would be rendered useless and people would have to hit the speedy thing with their own skill).
 

Aqualung

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I'd be the sneaky ***** who climbs on the ceilings making weird clicking sounds before jumping you from behind..
 

Arayis

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I'd have lasers, multi-coloured ones that do absolutely nothing but look pretty.

And then I'd had an awesome fly-kick attack.
 

Dragonrabbit

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I would cheat, hardcore. You'd die 1,000 times before you went online and found out my weak spot. Then, armed with your new knowledge, you'd hit it with your best attack, only to have me teleport out of the way and one hit kill you 1,000 more times. Then frustrated you'd go on youtube to watch other people beat me. Once you returned to your console armed with even more knowledge, I'd still destroy you (1,000 times of course.) Nearly defeated, you'd watch the youtube video again, only to realize that it was uploaded by the developer. In your new found rage you'd throw your console against the wall and destroy it. GAME OVER... *****.

*edit* Oh, you want a description too? I'd be a giant talking palm tree. Yup. I would probably have a root attack that would stop you from moving. then I'd hit you with some coconuts while slowly draining your health through the magic of suffocation (using the roots wrapped around you.)
 

Nexus424

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I'd nothing but 45 minutes of pure Button mashing, sequence ruining, awesome cutscening Quick Time Events BWA HA HA HAAAAA!!!
 

Internet Kraken

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I would be an impossibly huge with only one incredibly small weak point that is incredibly hard to hit. I would be able to attack the player from anywhere in the area regardless of my position. I would also have instant-kill super attacks that are incredibly hard to dodge and nearly impossible to predict the first time you fight me. I would also have an ability that allows me the restore all my health right before I die.

Oh yeah, when I die I morph into the true final boss. In this form I'm incredibly powerful and I can kill you if you so much as brush up against my many insta-kill death tentacles. I also have a ridiculous amount of hit points so beating me takes forever. I still have cheap self-healing abilities.

When you do finally kill me, I take all the satisfaction away from your victory by saying I will return in a sequel.
 

Nexus424

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Dragonrabbit said:
I would cheat, hardcore. You'd die 1,000 times before you went online and found out my weak spot. Then, armed with your new knowledge, you'd hit it with your best attack, only to have me teleport out of the way and one hit kill you 1,000 more times. Then frustrated you'd go on youtube to watch other people beat me. Once you returned to your console armed with even more knowledge, I'd still destroy you (1,000 times of course.) Nearly defeated, you'd watch the youtube video again, only to realize that it was uploaded by the developer. In your new found rage you'd throw your console against the wall and destroy it. GAME OVER... *****.
P.S. You WIN
 

Space Spoons

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I would have the power to erase one save file every time I killed the player. How's that for evil?
 

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conmag9 said:
Does the fact that I've pictured this in great detail sound creepy or just overbearingly egotistical? Regardless, I had a set of abilities in one RP setting that basically allowed an almost perfect control of matter. Any physical, chemical or nuclear (element to element, not [necessarily] atom bombs) change as needed, although "only" to inorganic material. Totally overpowered but I always pictured if was a boss with that, I'd have so many different possible combinations that it would take an hour of fighting me before I reused any. Let's see a strategy guide deal with THAT!
Isn't that basically Firestorm from DC comics?


As for my final boss powers...well, aside from having a transformation when I get down to 1/3 health, I haven't thought about it.

Let's see...at least one uninterruptible magic. In a game with an elemental system, I'd be a rare element type (or non-physical, non-elemental damage). Transformation unlocks an ultimate ability. Nothing too fancy.
 

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Pretty much a "hidden" boss with the gigantic mech with several metric tons of weapons that's nigh-impossible to beat.

Just plain, pure, brute force, basically. The kind of boss that makes you want to snap the controller in frustration because it can shrug off most attacks like they were nothing