I was just joking. I'd only have 13 forms, each one with different strengths and weaknesses, and would probably only take about 30 minutes to get to my last form, then another 90 minutes to finish that form off.
If you were a boss....
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My attack would be being able to kill the main characters instantly by just thinking it.
Do you seriously expect me not to give myself an overpowered attack? I don't want to die!
Do you seriously expect me not to give myself an overpowered attack? I don't want to die!
Ok, you can be a boss. But you can't be the final boss, and you'll have to give up this attack after a TPK(total party Kill) that's for story purposes only.SuperMse said:
I'd just be a dude that inflicts damage with a instant mana burn that burns the enemies mana and converts four times that of the mana into damage to the player. Spell Immunities and Buff reversals that would make it impossible for a character to boost, With a ability to stop them from using potions, or healing or revuninating any way as well forceing them not to exit out and having them to retstart the game to play again and move back threw the dungeon kill all them badies to face me again.
Button Sequences!
The entire thing would be a giant button sequence!
Also it would be totally random and after the button sequence you have to fight me (with the same amount of life) in turn based combat! Then, you must sing! So bust out that mic and rock it!
And not just any song, no, you have to sing Womanizer by Britney Spears!
Then after all that is said and done, you get to fight me in a normal battle.
Except I'm invisible and have a regenerating health bar.
The entire thing would be a giant button sequence!
Also it would be totally random and after the button sequence you have to fight me (with the same amount of life) in turn based combat! Then, you must sing! So bust out that mic and rock it!
And not just any song, no, you have to sing Womanizer by Britney Spears!
Then after all that is said and done, you get to fight me in a normal battle.
Except I'm invisible and have a regenerating health bar.
Very much like Psycho Mantis: Telekinesis, Telepathy, Levitation, Disappearing (Blink/Teleport?), HIDEO KOJIMA(change controllers to not die)
Ok you win that is probobly the best yet and props for the Britney Spears reference I think that would actually make me take the disk out and break it in half.megapenguinx said:
You know that boss which taunts you relentlessly from a distance throughout the game, mocking your every ability and laughing from a distance and you stumble onward against his seemingly endless waves of henchmen? The ones that when you finally manage to get close will start an overly dramatic monologue of epic proportions in which they not only describe every last detail of why they're doing whatever it is they're doing but also inevitably reveals some undoubtedly shocking information to the player at which point the protagonist will go "No, that can't be true! You're lying!" after which the boss fight begins and that annoying boss turns out to have been a complete pushover all this time?
That's me. And you know what? It WAS a lie. Just messing with ya.
I'm probably not dead either. Villains like that pretty much always come back for a sequel or two. It's one of the laws of narrative. Go ahead and fill my lifeless corpse with as much lead as you like. I'll be back!
Oh, and watch out. Nine times out of ten as soon as you kill me something bad is about to happen. Underground? Cave will collapse. Horror game? I've released a terrible evil. In Space? I bet just as I was dying for the millionth time I managed to hit that self-destruct button. I did? Fantastic. Better start running hero.
That's me. And you know what? It WAS a lie. Just messing with ya.
I'm probably not dead either. Villains like that pretty much always come back for a sequel or two. It's one of the laws of narrative. Go ahead and fill my lifeless corpse with as much lead as you like. I'll be back!
Oh, and watch out. Nine times out of ten as soon as you kill me something bad is about to happen. Underground? Cave will collapse. Horror game? I've released a terrible evil. In Space? I bet just as I was dying for the millionth time I managed to hit that self-destruct button. I did? Fantastic. Better start running hero.
I would be a mix of The General from PsyOps: The Mindgate Conspiracy and F.E.A.R. Not only would the player have to survive me attacking them with telekinetic, pyrokinetic,and mind control powers but they must also survive them while randomly hallucinating. God I would love to be that boss, fun to watch and toy with.
Ideally I'd be that irritating monster/whatever that takes you five-billion tries to kill despite not being the final boss.
On the other hand, I'd be more likely to be the Team-Rocket-eque villain you need to fight like, twice a level despite being painfully easy. Legend of Zelda: Four Swords' Shadow Link, pretty much. XD
On the other hand, I'd be more likely to be the Team-Rocket-eque villain you need to fight like, twice a level despite being painfully easy. Legend of Zelda: Four Swords' Shadow Link, pretty much. XD
I'd be the boss that you fight after the last boss, the one with that annoying move that can kill you in one shot and always uses it right as you're about to win. Then after the boss fight you'd get a lovely note saying how great you are and nothing else good for winning. That's my ultimate attack right there.
I`d be a little imp that`s the first boss the player thinks "oh this I`l be easy" but if my HP goes down by even one point I transform into a super boss: a giant demon with spikes running up and down my arms I dash around the field at lightning speeds rendering lock-on useless firing just barely dodge able one hit kill bolts of energy and by the time the player has figured out my pattern and readied any kind of attack I disappear into the ground pop out behind him and bear hug him starting a unbeatable button mashing quicktime event and kill the player he tries again assuming the player get past the aforementioned lightning bolts we start the button mashing game again we repeat this until his controller or his fingers are broken.
Well, it wouldn't really matter how strong I am, mainly because if I were ever the final boss, I would send ALL of the normal bosses to viciously gangbang the hero.
And there would be absolutely NO ITEMS ALLOWED in ANY area under my control.
And all minions are checked before entering my army, if you have a weakspot or special item weakness, you're not getting in...period.
However, if by some strange twist of fate the gangbang doesn't work, I'd like to have a huge fortress, and the only way to get into my Boss room would be to beat "I Wanna Be The Guy" on impossible difficulty.
I don't think anyone will be challenging me anytime soon...
And there would be absolutely NO ITEMS ALLOWED in ANY area under my control.
And all minions are checked before entering my army, if you have a weakspot or special item weakness, you're not getting in...period.
However, if by some strange twist of fate the gangbang doesn't work, I'd like to have a huge fortress, and the only way to get into my Boss room would be to beat "I Wanna Be The Guy" on impossible difficulty.
I don't think anyone will be challenging me anytime soon...
