If you were a boss....

[AlphaOmega]

Id be a gian mecha like humanoid with various mountable weapons including a gun that shoots shurikens, lighting, has tits and is on fire.

Problem is that I can absord any metal , so when players shoot me I wont get hurt that much. only lazer's and explosions can dent me.

In my final phase I will let my machine side take over and I'd dock with the 2nd to last boss (also a mechanical being) and go medievil on you.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

i'd cover up that agresive looking vital organ popping in and out of my chest, and glowing red when i get my axe stuck in a wall.

 

[Deathsong17]

I would be a bunny with 1 hp. But, when someone killes me I explode. IF you survive I will transform into a gigantic robot with 20 chainguns and five nuclear missile launcers, and that's just my foot. By the way, it will be at the begining of game and the only weapon you'll have is a wooden sword. If you do manage to kill me, then a message will show saying

"What? you won? Oh we wern't expecting you to win. I mean really? Ok, heres a minigun and some rabbits, who insulted your mum or something. Go knock yourself out."

 

[Christemo]

i would be chuck norris. AOE roundhouse kick doing instantkill sending ur characters face-first into the moon. everytime some1 died, i would stroke my beard.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

I wouldn't fight the main character who has more firepower than the U.S. Army and can take as many shots to the heat as an M1 Abrams tank, I'd devise a way to indirectly kill the person, like with a nuke or land mines, or a whole lot of snipers. I wouldn't fight him in an enclosed arena.

 

[Steve Dark]

I'd be a huge Grinning Colossus who would be impervious to all damage, and the only way to defeat me is to grab the fire off the wall and burn the rope...

 

[L33tMarvin]

I would be the fast giant tank size boss that could grab you from a far and could do flips and shit and stomp on your back and could slam and throw you anywhere

 

[Svenparty]

I'd probably be a bit self conscious about my weak spot probably wear a bit of cloth on it....plus I would make sure that my attacks don't involve smashing the ground and then pausing (allowing them to hit me)

Basically I'd try not to be a typical boss.....

 

[GloatingSwine]

Something like that. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscP9QpXoFM]

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I'd be something similar to Braska's Final Aeon in FFX, only with a much cooler sword and theme. ^_^

 

[IsoNeko]

I'd be an unkillable boss. But I wouldn't be a direct threat either.

Imagine Pyramid head. You can choose to blast the hell out of him, or you can run around for a while like a headless chicken.

 

[Usagi_dono]

Something in the lines of an oh so simple boss thats very easy to learn the pattern of, but then after im defeated I will start a 20 minute dialog where I tell the hero my life story that has nothing to do with anthing... and its unskippable

Edit: Spelling, gah

 

[Fadedfeather]

well first there would be a button sequence that would be 30 minutes long.
i would be 10,000,000 kilometers away from you and i would have a weak spot that would be
1X1cm small (and it invisible) , i would eat you weapons and spew out a handgun without laser sight. i would attack with my mutated fingernails you every 3rd second. (they're exactly 10,000,001 kilometers long)
if you would be able to hit my weak spot i would play the song dont'cha by the pussycat dolls in the tv. (the remote would explode if you would try to touch it as for the tv)
and repeat every thing 30 times and when you kill me, a gun would pop out from the screen and shoot you in the face

and sorry for bad english.

 

[kaziard]

id be the boss who lasts for 12 hours then when ou finally drop his health down to one uses "TEH LOL BOMB" and wipes out your party

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I'd be Devil Hand on Hard Mode. Because I hate the player. Maybe I'd even make fighting me a mandatory "No God Hand/Roulette Moves" battle. Oh, and there would be a million jars and bottles around, but they wouldn't do damage to me and ALL of them would have $400 coins in them. No Strawberry for you, not even a cherry.

 

[Kajt]

A sniper with a environment suit that fits perfectly into any environment, thus making me almost invisible.

 

[Tonimata]

I would be made of highly unstable depleted uranium. Therefore, if even so much as coughed at, I would explode, completely obliterating the main character(s). But of course, the bastards would always find a way of surviving to the explosion.

Not the radioactivity however MUAHAHAHAAA

 

[Drakmorg]

I would be a small adorable rabbit, who has the magic power to instantly kill anyone who touches my soft fur. After they die the first time and attack me, I double into two rabbits, who would then double into two rabbits after getting hit, until eventually the entire room was filled with rabbits and they die again. Then after they die a second time the game tells them they gotta embark on some incredibly long side quest involving hours of grinding to get the necessary items in order to get the magic skill "Kill the Rabbit". After using this spell, the game scolds them for killing a cute rabbit, then just ends.