If you were a boss....

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Yegargeburble

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To hell with final abilities, I would just send my very strongest people to kill the heroes off 3 seconds into the game.
 

InvisibleMilk

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I'd end up being a total rip off of Pyscho Mantis. Except I could tell the player his favorite food, what he did wrong in his life, and just before he kills me, I yell for him to turn around, and I secretly swap his inventory's contents for a bunch of teddy bears.
 

captain awesome 12

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I'd be a large spiky turtle that shoots fireballs. The only way to defeat me would be to use my own fireballs against me. Oh wait...

Instead, I think I'd be a 100 foot tall talking hammer that smashes anything nearby. Or maybe just an evil gerbil...
 

Dreamaniac

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I'd be the boss everyone who played the game would have fond memories of as being challenging and fun but not controller-breaking, as well as being characterized as a total bad-ass in the game's story and overall be much more liked by the game's fandom then the actual protagonist.
 

MrSnugglesworth

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I'd be a pretty normal tank and spank boss (In an MMO) then at 5% I'd start killing random people everyone 3 seconds til they downed me. In a single or not MMO game, I'd be the boss whos big with a huge sword, there would be 4 pillars in the circular room of granite I'm in. I start in the center, and when I swing my sword, you have to hide behind the pillars, I break them, they fall, when they all fall, I shrink, then I go really fast, and you have to block. alot.
 

Wellby

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I am Shodan.

No no but seriously; i'd be that mind screw boss. Oh btw; i can see you like playing Castlevania.
Like some mix of psychomantis, Big boss, and Eternal Darkness all rolled into a toquito of destruction and madness... oh and every 2 minute the controls would change
 

Lukirre

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I'd be an incarnation of a 12 year-old Xbox Live gamer.

I'd do nothing but stand behind a completely protective screen while yelling insults in a high shrilly voice at you until you lose all morale and will to go on.

There is only one way to beat me, and that is to travel half way around the game-planet and then track me down from there.
 
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If you hit me with any type of weapon, you would die. In order to beat me, you must negotiate with me for a peace treaty. This lasts about 10 hours.

When you are finished, you answer a 100 question quiz. If you miss one question, you die. If you take more than a minute on a question, you die.If you save, you die.

So let's say you finally finish. I explode and break your system, with my final words being "YOU HAVE NO LIFE". That is the worst boss ever.
 

Tacoguy

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I would be the boss who turns all the main characters against eachother and charge people to watch them fight eachother.
 

Clashero

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I'd love to be a storyline boss. That is, not a big, bad, unbeatable bastard, but a boss that you worked thoroughout all of the game to beat. The game would be designed to build up the player's dislike or hatred of me, and then they'd beat me by using all of the skills they have in their power. That kind of boss is the best, in my opinion.
 

Moving Target

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it seems to me that final bosses tend to destroy everything brutally (eating someone, crushing them, ripping them in half, etc...), but they never do it the character. If i were a boss i would sit on the character while ripping his arms off and eating his face.
 

Wazaki

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If L4D had bosses, then a Tank/Hunter hybrid. Jumping on people with Tank-style force...
 

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Dragonrabbit said:
I would cheat, hardcore. You'd die 1,000 times before you went online and found out my weak spot. Then, armed with your new knowledge, you'd hit it with your best attack, only to have me teleport out of the way and one hit kill you 1,000 more times. Then frustrated you'd go on youtube to watch other people beat me. Once you returned to your console armed with even more knowledge, I'd still destroy you (1,000 times of course.) Nearly defeated, you'd watch the youtube video again, only to realize that it was uploaded by the developer. In your new found rage you'd throw your console against the wall and destroy it. GAME OVER... *****.

*edit* Oh, you want a description too? I'd be a giant talking palm tree. Yup. I would probably have a root attack that would stop you from moving. then I'd hit you with some coconuts while slowly draining your health through the magic of suffocation (using the roots wrapped around you.)
Sephiroth? Is that you?
 

Beacon

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I'd be the kind of boss that puts his force field generators inside his force field...
 

Sir_Montague

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I would not only be able to make copies of myself, but I would be able to sit back and turn invisible and watch all of them fight you... Cuz it's fun for me to watch your misery and eventual death... As a fail safe, I would emit some heat-seeking, hero-seeking missile or energy blast... Mm... And if all else failed, I would steal the protagonist's main weapon and kill him with it... Probably some awkward mix between zorro and harikiri style- straight in the chest, leaving a z, resulting in immediate death.
 

Roamin11

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I wouldn?t look like a boss, wouldn?t act like a boss, you wouldn't even know, but then when you would say something, and I take my hands to the back of my head like a zipper, then...... BOOM still nothing wouldn't look like a boss now I would just have a new shirt on, you come to attack and then.... BOOM, gone, yep cuz that skin I was wearing hid an aura of death, you got into that aura you disintegrate, you throw something you disintegrate. Yep can't kill me but without help of some one I tricked you into killing in the first act of the game.