If you were a boss....

[GuerrillaClock]

I wouldn't paint my weak spot bright red, for a start. I would also ensure any health and ammo items are in my possession, and hire competent minions so that the hero type wouldn't even reach me in the first place.

S'all about the minions.

 

[rickyleung90]

Instant kill all characters

 

[thisaccountisdead]

I Would be fast invisible pure evil ha ha ha harrr
be able to deflect bullets travle through computer and electronicts.

 

[avouleance]

i would get inside the players head and also be very anoying. i would constantly point out what they were doing wrong but never what they should be doing. i would also screw with the game's phyics and time . i would move at 101% percent of the players speed so i would always be just out of their reach.

my only attack would be firing a black hole at the player (i would not do any damage just pull them back from me)

the second the player got close enough to attack me a cutscene would start in which i killed myself and the boss fight would end.

 

[Simon Hadow]

I would surround myself with my undead kitten army and set them on a death rampage... oh, and I would have gatling guns attached to the kittens

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I wouldn't whip out my glowing tumor of a weak spot like it was a trophy, that's for sure. I think I'd be one of those truly unfair bosses, just 'cause I want to save myself from dying (as much as I can).

 

[Snor]

I would be completely anoying you by calling you names and just be generally anoying whilst having super speed tricks, teleports, clones and other stuff. and as soon as you beat me i come out of a door and look like your true self and then you have to beat yourself, but if you beat me you kill yourself and die whilst i go in spirit form to possess another human *muahaha*

 

[asinann]

I'd be that super hard boss in the middle of the game that just walks away after the fight is over and you never see again.

 

[Nmil-ek]

I would reverse all the controls and character movments while having absurdley cheap AOE attacks and a massive health pool, try dealing with that.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Easy. Just at the end go...

"THIS ROOM WAS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY SATAN"

 

[Gamer137]

A robot immune to everything except a very sensetive core inside my head which requires no clipping cheat to reach. People will spend years trying to find out how to win "legitly."

 

[GaD]

id give the player a electrical shock through there controller every time i hit them till they passed out then sit and gloat till they wake up rinse repeat till game is sold on ebay or destroyed

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I'd have super speed to a point where you can't even see me, and a one hit kill attack.

 

[Azaradel]

For starters there would be a half hour long cut scene intro, followed by 20 minutes of endlessly respawning pink bunnies, attacking by farting at you. When 20 minutes have passed, I come out with a gigantic axe. Because of the size of the axe, I'm slow, and whenver I swing it, which I am never NOT doing, it gets stuck at any and all scenery, including the walls and floor. You can only beat me by throwing stones at me, making me a tediously slow, but ridiculously easy boss.

At 1% hp, I evade bug into a wall and the text "tough shit, *****" flashes on the screen... in flourescent pink.

And then you have to do it all over again. And again... and again... until you realize that the only way to beat me is to turn off the game.

 

[LordSnakeEyes]

I'd start off as a giant Demon/Dragon hybrid that'd have skin made of Darksteel, eyes of Green Flames and Horns made of Jade. My Breath attack would have 3 effects, it'd fire green lightning that kills you in one shot if it connects, it'd leave my flames on the ground which would turn into large NetherElementals that'd attack you some more and it'd cause explosions of Force that launch you into a wall if they hit you. I'd also attack with my harder than steel body (large human-sized claws and the likes) and would require you to run all the way up to my forehead (mind the breath attacks!) and strike me in the eyes or some such.
After you'd have killed THAT, I'd release my True Form (Naturally.) which would be the sie of a human, covered in Black Armor, with dragon wings and an awesome sword. My mere slash would shred the ground and make the earth quake. My secondary move would be to Teleport and my last resort would resemble my Dragon form's breath attack but as an explosion emanating from my body. This form would be immuned to pretty much everything unless you use the super difficult to get weapon from my vassal beforehand and change my weakness to one element of your choice (which would take away all of my other weaknesses) but to me a weakness would do normal damage and my Hp would be off the freaking Charts.
Difficulty; well, I wouldn't be in the "Pussy mode" (aka easy) or Normal, I'd only appear on the Hard and Suicide Difficulty settings and that would be only for the most skilled gamers. I'd be a cheat-less game and the wouldn't be an "easy way" to beat me. Even with a walkthrough, defeating me would be a masochist's endeavor.
But without the incredibly difficult to get weapon (which BTW has shitty damage) I would only take 1/10 damage from every attack.
In the end, after you defeat my boss, your characters would acknowledge they are to weak to defeat me and would have to pool together the power of every other source of Power in existance as well as help from EVERY Divinity and they'd only be able to seal me away for a few thousand years, which would make me come back for a sequel.

 

[caz105]

I am the blue screen of death fear me.

 

[FinalGamer]

I've thought on this before, lemme think now.

I'd be the sort of boss who dicks around with Time magic, Slow and Stop would be pretty constant to annoy you inbetween powerful physical attacks with a giant pair of scissors.
Also, high evasion rate. You better have a mage with you or you're fucked, and it'd help if he knew lightning spells.

 

[Spacelord]

I'd be like the guy from Streets of Rage 1, sending in a bunch of mooks before I even bother to get out of my chair. And when I do, I'll be wielding a gun in a game that only offers PC's knives and lead pipes. I won't be too squeamish to put a bullet in one of my own guys either, in the heat of battle. Also I'd be wearing a snazzy suit. And die in slow-motion.

 

[slipknot4]

I'd be on of those bosses you can't see the healthbar on and i take no visual damage so you can't tell if I'm dying or feeling better than ever

 

[Whoolpurse]

Instantly spawn so much random stuff that your PC would crash. Unbeatable.