If you were a boss....
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I'd want to be that one where the wans't a save before you fight me, and my talking scene goes on for ages.
You would kill me easily, but then I'd come back (no check point) and fight you again, lots of health, but attacks that do little damage
Then you kill me again, I come back with some dinosaur in a robotic suit and it just messes you up.
Then you have to start from before my fight again.
Insta-hate from everyone!
You would kill me easily, but then I'd come back (no check point) and fight you again, lots of health, but attacks that do little damage
Then you kill me again, I come back with some dinosaur in a robotic suit and it just messes you up.
Then you have to start from before my fight again.
Insta-hate from everyone!
I'd be the end boss in Half Life (the creepy guy who talks to you from Black Mesa) ... It would have Garry's Mod and I'd have complete control of it... So basically just like those guys ideas you'd have no chance but at least mine will have teh lulz in it (explosions everywhere and flying bodies!) 
Moving away from the "I'd be invulnerable lol" answers...
I'd yield.
If it became obvious that I was going to lose, maybe once I'm down to 25% life or something, I'd be willing to consider surrendering, fleeing or offering to join their adventuring party. There's no point fighting to your last breath if it's not going to achieve anything.
I'd yield.
If it became obvious that I was going to lose, maybe once I'm down to 25% life or something, I'd be willing to consider surrendering, fleeing or offering to join their adventuring party. There's no point fighting to your last breath if it's not going to achieve anything.
Honestly, I would do all of that, just to be the only one with that achievement/trophy.terminator320 said:
picture this:
your player comes into a large circle room with an endless cieling. This is how the boss battle goes:::
I am an ordinary guy, standing against a wall all cool-like. Player runs towards me and i suddenyl flip out of my position, flying through the air devil-may-cry style shooting a gun and using my other hand to make lazers and coils and spikes rise everywhere and fly into every space. When i land, a huge shockwave goes out and i transform into a human, with giant scythes for arms and crazy feet that allow me to travel extremely fast. I spend 5 minutes simply running around my oponent, slashing at them with thier rediculously long health bars. Eventually my 1 hp will be gone due to a hit, and i will die. Or will i? Just before i fall, my skin falls away and i turn into a being not unlike the dahaka from pronce of persia warrior within. I throw my armys out and massive arrays of lazers and tentacles fly everywhere, causing a colour desplay of death like no other. Then i turn final fantasy style and grow a sword gun out of my arm, and fire lazers to distract, when the smoke clears i have already charged the pulse cannon, its too late. Unless the player reacts instantaneously, my pulse hits him and he simply blasts into atoms in a very dazzling and painful display of power. I stand there and say "till next time". Game over screen displays.
Sounds good, no?
your player comes into a large circle room with an endless cieling. This is how the boss battle goes:::
I am an ordinary guy, standing against a wall all cool-like. Player runs towards me and i suddenyl flip out of my position, flying through the air devil-may-cry style shooting a gun and using my other hand to make lazers and coils and spikes rise everywhere and fly into every space. When i land, a huge shockwave goes out and i transform into a human, with giant scythes for arms and crazy feet that allow me to travel extremely fast. I spend 5 minutes simply running around my oponent, slashing at them with thier rediculously long health bars. Eventually my 1 hp will be gone due to a hit, and i will die. Or will i? Just before i fall, my skin falls away and i turn into a being not unlike the dahaka from pronce of persia warrior within. I throw my armys out and massive arrays of lazers and tentacles fly everywhere, causing a colour desplay of death like no other. Then i turn final fantasy style and grow a sword gun out of my arm, and fire lazers to distract, when the smoke clears i have already charged the pulse cannon, its too late. Unless the player reacts instantaneously, my pulse hits him and he simply blasts into atoms in a very dazzling and painful display of power. I stand there and say "till next time". Game over screen displays.
Sounds good, no?
I would be a mix of The End and Optimus Prime... and im not going to fuck about using a tranquilzer dart I plan to fuck you up
Plus i will have orbital Lazors
and HYDRO STORM! Belmont ftw
Plus i will have orbital Lazors
and HYDRO STORM! Belmont ftw
If I were a boss in a MMORPG i'd order my minions to ignore the tank and go after the healers first.
If they still somehow manage to get to me. I'd be difficult but fun to fight, every time my healths gets critically low, I'd go into a dormant state to heal myself fully, but the group can damage 4 power sources the fuel my strenght. When im not healing these power sources would severely punish anyone who touches them (or I would with some sort of unfair insta kill beam). Every time a power source gets destroyed I enrage and use more powerful attacks. Forcing the group to either detroy all 4 at once (if they can handle the sudden boost of damage) or destroy them one by one and sit out the enrage. When all 4 power sources are destroyed I teleport away after a bit of conversation and leave a box with loot.
If they still somehow manage to get to me. I'd be difficult but fun to fight, every time my healths gets critically low, I'd go into a dormant state to heal myself fully, but the group can damage 4 power sources the fuel my strenght. When im not healing these power sources would severely punish anyone who touches them (or I would with some sort of unfair insta kill beam). Every time a power source gets destroyed I enrage and use more powerful attacks. Forcing the group to either detroy all 4 at once (if they can handle the sudden boost of damage) or destroy them one by one and sit out the enrage. When all 4 power sources are destroyed I teleport away after a bit of conversation and leave a box with loot.
i would be a jelly bean, but i would be hidden in a sea of jelly beans and one wouldnt realise that one of the jelly beans was the final boss
they'd be so confused
they'd be so confused