If you were a boss....

[Runic]

Hmm. If I was the final boss first off it would imply that they'd have to beat me in order to win, so my downfall is already written, just waiting either for a really good gamer, or a cheater.

What I would do is simply make the player think they killed me by creating a clone, not stronger but weaker than me so the thing doesn't betrays me easily. Once the player kills him he will think he won and simply leave with some phat loot. Meantime I can either sit and wait for him to leave and get out of it all alive, or set a trap and kill him while he thinks its all safe and done. I would probably let him live and I would start another... whatever I had since if he came to me it means he destroyed everything below me, making me the probable sole survivor.

You see, brute force is not always the answer. Sometimes deception is the key to win.

 

[furnatic]

I'm sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle...

 

[MBurner 93]

I would have a spell forcing my enemies to read the entire Twlight series, making their heads implode from sheer stupidity...One hit kill, *****.

 

[[Gavo]]

I would have a sword. I'd teleport behind you and kill you mid-cutscene. You have .00005 seconds to react. I continue to move at that speed until you somehow beat me.

 

[JoeKickAzz]

i would have the power to blow up Sh*t with my MIND!

 

[Jonny The Kay]

If I died during the fight the walls would cave in and kill the hero.

 

[AssassinX66]

Personally I'd be the boss who would just set up a-thousand mirrors and go into stealth mode and kill you while you were wandering around confused. And I look like my Avatar. Also I kill you so brutally that your system spontaniously combusts and your controller disinigrates. Then your TV explodes and the game goes flying out the window and gets shot at by me. Repeat.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle...

LOL. For some reason I just imagined mushroom as the Joker.

Mushroom: You're going to have to play my platform game if you want to save either of them.
Mario: What?
Mushroom: You know, for a while there I really thought you *were* Bowser, the way you threw yourself after her.
Mario: Where-a Are-a They-a?!
Mushroom: You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your One-Ups!

 

[Fr0sty101]

(Hmm well if I was a final boss I would make it so you wouldn't know what to do. I would defeat the players before they knew what happened it would start like this

*The person wanting to buy a new game walks into game store.*

"Any new games?"

*Game-clerk turns around and faces the him/her.*

"Yeah a great new game just came in."

*Game-clerk hands him/her the game and recieves 70$ from the person.*

*The person looks at the game's case and is amazed by and and rushes home.*

"Oh man I can't wait to play this."

*The person turns on the game and watches a mysterious intro.*

"Wow this is SOOoooo SWEET."

*The game's menu appears giving the person a few options like "New Game, Load Game, Options" the person the messes with the games options. Satisfied with the results he selects "New Game".*

"Oh this is gonna be awesome."

*Then a message appears on the black background confused the person believes its a quiz leading to the charactor creation screen and presses the confirm button.*

"Hmm why is this taking so long to start up."

*The screen starts to flicker.*

"Finally."

*Then is big letters it says "GAME OVER...HAHAHAHahaha I just saved you over 60 hours, because no matter what you do I'll still kick YOUR ASS."*

*Then a big picture of a man's hairy ass appears on the screen to rub it in.*

(How's that for a final boss he kicks your ass before you even start playing.)

 

[Avatar Roku]

I'd be so badass, you wouldn't even fight me. I'd be Genre Savvy enough to send my Elite Mooks at you while you're still level one, rather than start with the Harmless Level One Blobs.

 

[vxicepickxv]

I would be in an MMO, but it would take 97 consecutive hours to kill me with a full party.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Telekinesis. Players would have to dodge rubble, cars, cows, whatever is in the vicinity one second then try and resist my attempt to throw them out a window or off the building the next.

 

[Abako]

Well I would at least let myself be beatable unlike most people, but I would still be overpowered like many of the Final Fantasy Hidden Bosses that require more luck than skill to beat.

Now the trick is that if you lose to me once, its not game over reload your save, or even haha I deleted your file. No, I would simply de-level the players characters back to about where their character was 75% of the way through the game, items included. SO if you managed to dodge the lightning bolts 1000 times to get Lulu's ultimate weapon, well that just sucks doesn't it. They would then have to relevel their characters and get all the weapons again (of course the storyline is already 99% of the way complete so you don't get all those nice "I beat a boss" level ups and rewards). No instead YOU GET TO GRIND. FOR FREAKING EVER. O and you don't get to reload the file, it autosaves the second I use my final attack.

Then heres the beautiful part. As I said I would be one of those bosses that you just get really lucky to beat. So SOMEONE out there has to have beaten me and loaded a video online about it. So you then look that up thinking you know how to beat me this time. And guess what. YOU, IN ALL LIKELY HOOD, STILL FAIL. Hope you didn't use up all your good healing and damage boosting items in any of the fights because then you get to grind EVEN MORE to get the money back to buy the items, to even have a chance of winning!

And I wouldn't even have any cool loot. No EXP either. Nope. Just an achievement that says "Biggest Waist of Time EVER!"

Yeah I think that captures my spiteful side quite nicely

 

[Sewblon]

I would be the kind of boss designed to annoy the player. I would constantly teleport and use attacks that blur the players vision and scramble their controls. My ultimate attack would be a grapple that forces the player to watch me mangle their character and contort them into comedic and suggestive poses before I tear their avatar into 5 pieces and pee on them. I picture myself as a campy supernatural ninja with a grating cackle that I use every time I do something in a fight. It would be in either a Devil May cry or System Shock type game.

 

[Ramthundar]

It'd be a small little elf thing, and would teleport all around you, stabbing adn poling you with a small pitchfork. As you spin around, slowly bleeding, you will never hit me! hahaha!..ha!
But then you'd find the Mighty Flyswatter. Curses!

 

[Fenring]

I'd be a pretty hard boos if I was ever reached. The only thing would be someone would forget to tell me to fight the main character, so I'd be at home sitting in a chair or taking a nap and the protagonist would be stuck in a room for a few hours until I finally got there. Hopefully by the time I got there he would have quit and I could go home again. Actually sounds like a job I would want.

 

[Pain_Inflictor]

Let me try to embrace the personality of the final boss that I would be in my description:
I'D BE THE UNSTOPABLE HARDER THAN DICK FINAL BOSS THAT NO ONE CAN COMPLETE THE GAME WITH! I'D HAVE SUPER ONE-HIT-KILL NO MORE HEROES KIND OF MOVES, I'D CARRY A CHAINSAW THAT IS ALSO A MINIGUN, AND I HAVE INFINITE AMMO AND MY SUPER WEAPON IS A HUNDRED THOUSAND FEET LONG SO I CAN MELE ATTACK WHEN I DONT FEEL LIKE SHOOTING, AND I'LL RIDE ON A THUNDERCYCLE TO PREVENT ANYONE FROM ESCAPING!! I COULD KILL PLAYERS JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM IF I WANTED TO! STEPPING DOWN TO ME ISNT EVEN A QUESTION! AND I'D HAVE SPIKES EVERYWHERE, MUSCLES BIGGER THAN GOD'S, AND I'D BE MADE OF STEEEEEEEEEEL! I'D BE SO HUGE, I'D EAT ANY GOD OF WAR BOSS FOR BREAKFAST, AND SPIT IT OUT BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE WEAKNESS! AND I'D BE A DEMON SO I COULD SET THE WORLD ON FIRE WHENEVER I FLEX MY BICEPTS, WHICH ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF SPACE! DID I MENTION THAT MY WANG WOULD BE SO LONG THAT ONE COULD TRAVEL DOWN IT FOR ETERNATY, AND STILL NOT SEE THE END?!?! LASTLY, THERE WOULD BE NO ACHIEVEMENT OR TROPHY FOR BEATING ME, BECAUSE I WOULD BE UNBEATABLE!! IF SOMEONE TRIED TO MOD THEIR SYSTEM TO BEAT ME, I'D JUST BREAK THEIR SYSTEM TO REMAIN UNDEFEATED!! THAT'S THE KIND OF FINAL BOSS I'D BE!!

So my mom during her period?

 

[Not Good]

Well I don't know about attributes but I'd be the boss that persecutes shitty bands and their fans... NAZI STYLE! That would be neat.