If you were a dictator..

[salamarian]

I've always wanted to be a dictator, probably because I played too much sims as a kid. So I'm wondering, if you could be a dictator of any country on earth, which country would you rule and what would you do with it?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would rule Terra. And play sims 3 while waiting for scientist to get their asses' in gear to start spacial conquest.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would rule over Antarctica (It has no countries so I want the whole thing) and would teach the penguins to dance for my amusement. Also, I would ride a polar bear as a throne and send packages of ice to global warming advocates.

 

[Lullabye]

......china? oh too late. i guess ill stick with canada........i like canada. it has 4 seasons.

 

[photog212]

Argentina.
1. Argentinians (wink wink)
2. You also get Antarctica.

 

[systhicsfg]

I would rule over Antarctica (It has no countries so I want the whole thing) and would teach the penguins to dance for my amusement. Also, I would ride a polar bear as a throne and send packages of ice to global warming advocates.

Is that the nitpicking train I hear coming into the station? I believe it is. Because contrary to popular belief there are no polar bears in Antarctica.

 

[TaborMallory]

My own country, America. I'd force education. Maybe then we can use all this power at a decent efficiency.

 

[Motti]

I would rule over Antarctica (It has no countries so I want the whole thing) and would teach the penguins to dance for my amusement. Also, I would ride a polar bear as a throne and send packages of ice to global warming advocates.

Is that the nitpicking train I hear coming into the station? I believe it is. Because contrary to popular belief there are no polar bears in Antarctica.

What he said.

Why stop at one country I say? I'd rule the world with an titanium fist.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Every Tuesday would be Bagel day.

 

[blaze96]

I'll take the US. All leaders are chosen via IQ testing (highest scorer is president, second highest is VP, 3rd is speaker of the house, etc. ,etc.), but only at the death of the original leader. I figure this way the most suited shall rule, and they can focus on what they believe, but with no blood lineage you avoid the problem of families handing roles over to their children that they are unfit for.

 

[Rational-Delirium]

......china? oh too late. i guess ill stick with canada........i like canada. it has 4 seasons.

Yeah. Four seasons: pre-winter, winter, post-winter and construction.

Although with our government, the overthrow would be simplistic. Mwa hahahaha!

 

[Jedoro]

I'm sending the Depopulation Squad to your house no matter what you say.

On our way, milord.

OT: Spectres. Whatever country I ruled, I would have people that served as Spectres from Mass Effect.

 

[supermaster1337]

What do you mean, "if?"

You know what, never mind.

I'm sending the Depopulation Squad to your house no matter what you say.

(Probably America, incidentally, since I already live here.)

Oh. And I would make it a utopia.

A utopia and your sending a depopulation squad!!!
Dang why didn't I think of it earlier. XD

 

[Stevepinto3]

United Arab Emirates, so I could live like a rich fuck in Dubai.

 

[Vrex360]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.110507#1916835

I made a thread like this not too long ago. But I am not mean (ask the people here I really am not) so in the interest of things I would be dictator of Australia.
And I would make a crocodile Govener General.
And of course.. all glory to the Hypno Toad.