If you were a dictator..

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would rule a part of asia and slowly rule it all and then destroy the states.

 

[Dottie]

If I was a dictator,I would dictate Mexico and bomb Canada. But I never really thought about it.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Germany because no one would expect it when I take other countries.

poland would like to differ.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would rule over Antarctica (It has no countries so I want the whole thing) and would teach the penguins to dance for my amusement. Also, I would ride a polar bear as a throne and send packages of ice to global warming advocates.

Is that the nitpicking train I hear coming into the station? I believe it is. Because contrary to popular belief there are no polar bears in Antarctica.

Who said he was a native to my country? He was imported by my penguin military devision (with some orca help of course). I think ruling a continent gives me the power to import some live animals.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd take over America, overthrow my own government, and replace it with one that doesn't stick its nose where it doesn't belong.

 

[Sewblon]

It would be the United States, because I already live here. I would set up a pseudo-Objectivist regime, ban first posting, uttering "that's what she said" aloud under pain of summary execution, reinstate the gold standard, and destroy all remnants of Twilight, Army of Two, Too Human and the bibliography of Anna Rice.

 

[The_Echo]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.110507#1916835

I made a thread like this not too long ago. But I am not mean (ask the people here I really am not)

DO NOT BELIEVE HIM HE IS A HUGE JERK YOU GUYS
I SAW HIM KICK A PUPPY
TWICE

That villain!

I would rule America, and make it a less sucky place. First on the list: Educate the media.

 

[Blackadder51]

Malta

As no one nows were it is, and that they make Pastizzi.