In my dreams of power as a child I always imagined how I would make the world a better place for me, here are some examples of things I would have done if I was in charge and was a brutal dictator:
1. Hummers would be illegal, all hummers must be crushed and destroyed by their former owners who are then stripped of their driving privilages and must be escorted everywhere in cars that smell like pee. In the more brutal cases if someone has defyed the law and is driving a hummer anyway their hummer will be crushed into a cube... with them inside it.
2. The law of 'keep your religion out of my face' would pass and any creation science evangelist activists would be sent to work camps for the rest of their lives away from civilisation.
3. People who listen to crappy hip hop really loud must be casterated so they cannot breed and therefore future generations would not have to listen to that crap.
4. Hate crimes of any kind (except the ones I dish out) will be punishable with death.
5. Movies will have a legal limit to sequels and any movie that ends self contained will have a restraint on sequels. Also bad film makers will be suffer the death penalty, death by being torn apart by predatory reptiles.
6. Forum trollers who spew hate about certain games will have their fingers removed.
My list of laws could go on forever but enough ranting about myself, what laws would you lay out if you were a facist dictator?
1. Hummers would be illegal, all hummers must be crushed and destroyed by their former owners who are then stripped of their driving privilages and must be escorted everywhere in cars that smell like pee. In the more brutal cases if someone has defyed the law and is driving a hummer anyway their hummer will be crushed into a cube... with them inside it.
2. The law of 'keep your religion out of my face' would pass and any creation science evangelist activists would be sent to work camps for the rest of their lives away from civilisation.
3. People who listen to crappy hip hop really loud must be casterated so they cannot breed and therefore future generations would not have to listen to that crap.
4. Hate crimes of any kind (except the ones I dish out) will be punishable with death.
5. Movies will have a legal limit to sequels and any movie that ends self contained will have a restraint on sequels. Also bad film makers will be suffer the death penalty, death by being torn apart by predatory reptiles.
6. Forum trollers who spew hate about certain games will have their fingers removed.
My list of laws could go on forever but enough ranting about myself, what laws would you lay out if you were a facist dictator?
