If you were a facist dictator what laws would you establish?
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1.legalize drugs
2.ilegalize anime.manga,jrpgs.. any game that is asian except the good horror ones
3.ilegalize meth and all chem drugs
4.all gypsies must die
5.interdict stupid music and other factors that make people dumb
6.interdict zombies
7.interdict bad/stupid games
8.find a cure for hangovers also aids,stupid,cancer and other terminal diseases
9.i'd try to eliminate all external debts
10.repair the condition of all ministries
2.ilegalize anime.manga,jrpgs.. any game that is asian except the good horror ones
3.ilegalize meth and all chem drugs
4.all gypsies must die
5.interdict stupid music and other factors that make people dumb
6.interdict zombies
7.interdict bad/stupid games
8.find a cure for hangovers also aids,stupid,cancer and other terminal diseases
9.i'd try to eliminate all external debts
10.repair the condition of all ministries
hmmm if I were a dictator...
1. Free internet for everyone
2. You must have a job if you are over the age of 20 and are not going to college
3. You break a law, you gtfo my country. NO EXCEPTIONS.
4. Every tuesday night is pasta night. Always.
1. Free internet for everyone
2. You must have a job if you are over the age of 20 and are not going to college
3. You break a law, you gtfo my country. NO EXCEPTIONS.
4. Every tuesday night is pasta night. Always.
Everyone must pass an intelligence test at the age of 18, anyone who fails is removed from society and forced to run on giant hamster wheels to power the world.
I would instigate internet police with the ability to force people to leave the internet if they are too stupid. Like giving the mods on this forum the power to perma ban from the internet aswell as just from the site.
I would instigate internet police with the ability to force people to leave the internet if they are too stupid. Like giving the mods on this forum the power to perma ban from the internet aswell as just from the site.
silly people.
The only way to have a succesfull dictatorship is not to encourage intelligence but to stop be completely. All the great dictators do it. no school, no books, no newspaper(they cant read), no radio(unless state run), no tv(unless state run) AND FOR GODS SAKE no internet.
ignorance and fear are your best weapons.
The only way to have a succesfull dictatorship is not to encourage intelligence but to stop be completely. All the great dictators do it. no school, no books, no newspaper(they cant read), no radio(unless state run), no tv(unless state run) AND FOR GODS SAKE no internet.
ignorance and fear are your best weapons.
Myself and my cabinet of overlords are the only ones allowed to make innuendo. The only ones.
Meal tickets to a government chain of Pizza Huts will be used as currency.
Hip-hop artists will be forced to fight to the death in the arena every Friday night, televised live internationally.
Billy Mays will be my Secretary of Defense and Homeland Security. He will yell my enemies into submission.
Meal tickets to a government chain of Pizza Huts will be used as currency.
Hip-hop artists will be forced to fight to the death in the arena every Friday night, televised live internationally.
Billy Mays will be my Secretary of Defense and Homeland Security. He will yell my enemies into submission.
Being Australian and all, here is what I would do with my own country:
1: Criminals would be sent to a forced labor camp in the middle of nowhere digging the tunnels that would later become my secret underground fortress.
2: Michael Atkinson and Jack Thompson (Whom I would have kidnapped) would be put to death by being forced to continuously play GTA IV until their minds are "Corrupted" and they kill themselves.
3: I would enforce selective breeding, followed by the napalm bombing of certain suburbs (Elizabeth and the like).
That's all I can think of so far.
1: Criminals would be sent to a forced labor camp in the middle of nowhere digging the tunnels that would later become my secret underground fortress.
2: Michael Atkinson and Jack Thompson (Whom I would have kidnapped) would be put to death by being forced to continuously play GTA IV until their minds are "Corrupted" and they kill themselves.
3: I would enforce selective breeding, followed by the napalm bombing of certain suburbs (Elizabeth and the like).
That's all I can think of so far.
People who abstractly justify hypothetical murder on web forums based on magical rules in Japanese cartoons are detained for their own safety. Err.. because it violates the ninja code. I'm looking at you, Samurai Goomba.
The state would offically be Atheist.
Religions would taxed.
Major reforms to the education system and the legal system.
Cannabis, shrooms and a few other "drugs" (mainly hallucinogens and psychedelics), as well as prostitution would be legalised.
Censorship would not exist.
Thats all I can really think of at the moment.
I prefer the approach of actually getting the population to trust and willingly follow me instead of forcing or scaring them into it.
Oh, and the national anthem would be written by the likes Phil Anselmo, Vinne Paul and Kerry King i.e. metal gods.
Religions would taxed.
Major reforms to the education system and the legal system.
Cannabis, shrooms and a few other "drugs" (mainly hallucinogens and psychedelics), as well as prostitution would be legalised.
Censorship would not exist.
Thats all I can really think of at the moment.
I prefer the approach of actually getting the population to trust and willingly follow me instead of forcing or scaring them into it.
Oh, and the national anthem would be written by the likes Phil Anselmo, Vinne Paul and Kerry King i.e. metal gods.
One thing I would enact:
Everyone MUST pass an extremely stringent exam/test to be allowed to have children.
1. Single parents are not allowed. (This is harsh, but ideally a child needs both parents.)
2. You and your partner MUST be able to pass a finance test, showing that you can properly afford to raise a child, and supply it with EVERYTHING it needs.(Sorry, your job at McDonald's won't be sufficient.)
3. You and your partner MUST pass a psychological exam, showing that you have the proper mental capacity to raise a child with love, and care. If this test is failed, a therapist/counselor will be supplied free of charge to help you pass.(This test is also to see if you have a predisposition towards violence, or emotional outbursts that could be considered harmful to a child's development.)
4. No physical punishment of ANY kind is allowed to be used on the child, so you and your partner MUST pass a course on how to properly discipline a child, without being physical. (This includes spanking.)
5. You and your partner's schedules must be examined to see if you will be able to provide enough of your time to take care of the child, so as to ensure the child will NOT be neglected.(If you cannot find the time, an adviser will be supplied free of charge to help you organize your schedule to meet the requirements.)
We have similar screening processes for adoption and foster parents... I think if we applied similar tests/exams to everyone, we could prevent a lot of future convicts.
Obviously, this doesn't factor in humanstupidity error, and people will still accidentally have kids.
Suggestions to help with this:
1. Make the morning after pill available over the counter. (It is NOT an abortion pill.)
2. Make all birth control free.
3. Make condoms free. (Also, make it very clear to everyone that two condoms INCREASES the likelihood of them breaking, resulting in an accidental pregnancy, due to the increased friction between the two condoms.)
(And before anyone gets outraged at me suggesting all this, keep in mind that it's purely hypothetical. I'm not factoring in all the possible negative aspects of enforcing something like this, just having some fun.)
Everyone MUST pass an extremely stringent exam/test to be allowed to have children.
1. Single parents are not allowed. (This is harsh, but ideally a child needs both parents.)
2. You and your partner MUST be able to pass a finance test, showing that you can properly afford to raise a child, and supply it with EVERYTHING it needs.(Sorry, your job at McDonald's won't be sufficient.)
3. You and your partner MUST pass a psychological exam, showing that you have the proper mental capacity to raise a child with love, and care. If this test is failed, a therapist/counselor will be supplied free of charge to help you pass.(This test is also to see if you have a predisposition towards violence, or emotional outbursts that could be considered harmful to a child's development.)
4. No physical punishment of ANY kind is allowed to be used on the child, so you and your partner MUST pass a course on how to properly discipline a child, without being physical. (This includes spanking.)
5. You and your partner's schedules must be examined to see if you will be able to provide enough of your time to take care of the child, so as to ensure the child will NOT be neglected.(If you cannot find the time, an adviser will be supplied free of charge to help you organize your schedule to meet the requirements.)
We have similar screening processes for adoption and foster parents... I think if we applied similar tests/exams to everyone, we could prevent a lot of future convicts.
Obviously, this doesn't factor in human
Suggestions to help with this:
1. Make the morning after pill available over the counter. (It is NOT an abortion pill.)
2. Make all birth control free.
3. Make condoms free. (Also, make it very clear to everyone that two condoms INCREASES the likelihood of them breaking, resulting in an accidental pregnancy, due to the increased friction between the two condoms.)
(And before anyone gets outraged at me suggesting all this, keep in mind that it's purely hypothetical. I'm not factoring in all the possible negative aspects of enforcing something like this, just having some fun.)
How would you deal with divorce if you don't allow single parents? Would your law allow for same sex parents or unconventional households supposing they met all other requirements?
How would you enforce keeping ineligible parents childless? People get pregnant by accident all the time - how are you going to prevent stupid people from getting pregnant of their own volition? What's stopping them all from "accidentally" having kids?
How would you enforce keeping ineligible parents childless? People get pregnant by accident all the time - how are you going to prevent stupid people from getting pregnant of their own volition? What's stopping them all from "accidentally" having kids?