If you were a game boss...

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Vrex360

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I would be a very fast and speedy creature made of necrotised flesh and my strategy would be to leap around endlessly, and to send showers of blood raining down on the player that acts like acid. Then my other attack would be to consume the player and assimilate their flesh and each time I get damaged I assimilate a human body attached to my wall.... also towards the end I would turn into this thing:

 

Composer

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irefusetoincludenumbersinthisname said:
pimppeter2 said:
I would walk back and fourth spitting fireballs that the player had to reflect back at me.
GROUNDBREAKING! It will revolutionize the industry.
i agree! its never been done before!!!!!
 

Composer

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BillyShakes said:
I would be the final boss that takes a single hit to kill, as I am just a man out to succeed in my devilish goals.
where have I heard this before......hmmmm
 

Dark Knifer

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I'd be a last boss and I use illusions as weapons. Most likely showing loved ones of the protagonists being brutally murdered and making their shadow come to life and they have to fight their shadow. When they actually fight me I'd use a simple katana and fight using only strength and speed and the occasional illusion.

Also I wouldn't die. Just get sealed away to be brought back in the next game.
 

WilliamWhite1

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I'd probably be that badass archenemy character who isn't necessarily the final boss, but is just as difficult if not more so. I mean, my repertoire would be strictly better than the final boss's move set, granted the moves are faster and less predictable, and my entire persona would be more fitting of a final boss than the actual final boss, himself.

Also, I'd have a cooler looking weapon.

The only difference between myself and the final boss is that I'm just the 'yes man' guy and the final boss would be pulling the strings the whole time. The final boss would also have a slightly larger health bar.
 

Devil Gamer

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Just like Virgel in DMC3 and at the end of the fight i would transform in to some badass looking thing just like the all Final Fantasy games
 

Shoggoth2588

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I would be an optional boss. Not one of the super-impossible ones like Ozma in FFIX or, Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts. I would be more like ... one of the ally characters from a Bioware game like Carth ... well ... EXACTLY like Carth.

I would use whatever weapons/ armor I was equipped using any/ all spells and/or abilities I've earned through the course of the game
 

Mozared

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I'd be a ten foot tall Norwegian viking made up out of cake that shoots M&M's at you with his axe and can only be killed by throwing a kitten on its head.
 

Littlee300

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We shall have a nice chat, if he bores me he dies D:<
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Or maybe i would crash game and corrupt there save files...
 

LeonLethality

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I would be for a game exclusively for handhelds I would have SO MUCH HP it would take at least 3 days of non stop hits to kill me but if you plug in your system I will regain all my hp and be invincible while it is plugged in so you would run out of battery before killing me
 

Infernai

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It would be a mix between fucking with the player, like psycho mantis, and would gradually turn into a very complicated battle of survival as attacks will be completely random and very powerfull (is this a bad time to mention, i would be the final boss). After that part is done, health will be regenerated and will turn self into giant monster. It will basically become a mix between puzzle solving and button mashing (think Soul reaver boss fights here) and finally, once that is defeated, it will end with a hand to hand fight with the surroundings starting to fall apart (floor breaking away, pieces of roof falling down etc)

And..thats it.
 

FalloutJack

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I am both the first boss and the last. No, not like Garland-turned-Chaos. In my game, you appear in the Dark One's (Mine, that is.) chamber for some reason, like you popped in there because of some fucked-up anomaly. This is the part where you pick character name, type, and stuff like that. Afterwhich, I proceed to fight you without special powers (unless you're cheating), and you get punted from my lair.

The story progresses and you find out that I'm a total evil bastard who delights in causing wanton havoc to multiple worlds and realities. You further realize that while I'm clearly out to rule the frigging universe, I clearly have more fun messing with it rather than controlling it. So, you go through whatever path floats your boat on my world and other worlds. Whether you're evil or good or somewhere smack in between, you hate ME because I went and popped you one.

Finally, you enter my lair after being some kind of an eyesore to the empire I've established and I'm annoyed. Now, I unleash the evilness. I have a number of deadly and explosive powers, but I like to mix it up with some harsh melee, which can come from any number of directions because you're probably fighting in my lair. A portion of the battle is actually to make you come to ME, since I like watching heroes 'jump through hoops' for my amusement. No quick-time events, though. You'd either better know when to duck or dodge when the hurt comes yourself, or it's bainful punishment time.

The only thing you players might hate me unconditionally for - you know, aside from being powerful, deadly, and highly sadistic - is what happens upon defeating me (a special Wild 9 style battle where you and the enemy are plummeting from very high up and you need him to get hurt alot more). You see, my prime villain character is an evil spirit, as in an ancient creature of the astral plane who manifests in the corporeal to do his badass business. The "Oh Shit!" Meter buries the needle when you learn I'll be back in about three month's time, and I won't be happy.
 

Carbonic Penguin

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I'd be that guy, that looks like all those random guys you just killed easily, except I have slightly more ornate armor/clothes, and with a better looking weapon. And unlike the previous guys, who go down in 2 or 3 shots/blows like real people would, I somehow dont seem too bothered about being shot/slashed in the face (which, unlike the people you just killed, you can actually see). When you beat me, I look a bit puffed, say 'you're good', and then run away...and maybe come back later.
 

gundargundar

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I would have a giant axe and miss my target so I become stuck and vulnerable,
but then I would come back later in the game as the same person just with more HP
 

traceur_

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I'd prepare a five minute speech to antagonise the heroes, thirty seconds in I'd open the huge trap-door underneath them, at the bottom are jagged rocks coated with ebola. No dungeons or any of that crap.
 
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I'd be a huge Colossus from Shadow Of The Colossus, only not a complete rip.
A huge hulking bearded guy in a cave, much like one of the boss fights.
However I'd be timed, and would proceed to knock down the supports inside the cave as time went on.
 

GvidaZ

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I wud bee the middle boss becouse if i wud be the last boss i wud be kile'd by the enemy bacouse he wu'd have gathere'd super equipment.

I wu'd use teleportation and a big fire sword's.Randomly i wi'll send mediume size minion attacks when the good guy pulverizes them i rest.i'm vulnerable when i rest.When i fully rested shot lightning from my hand :)
 

thewerebuffalo

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My first strategy would be to become weak to only one weapon in the game. then I would keep it in my dungeon. Then I install a fake version of the weapon on one of my shit minions. Then when the hero shows like a cocky asshole. I cause the weapon he's holding to explode, then I eat the weapon in front of him so he can't beat me. then I pick him up and do a drop kick to his face. Owned