If you were a game boss...

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T-Bone24

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SimuLord said:
I'd be the kind of boss that shows up in an unwinnable battle midway through the game, giving the hero and his ragtag band of misfits a major "oh shit, we're doomed" moment after a Curb Stomp Battle, then I'd be the Big Bad and the final battle would be one of those two-hour JRPG Specials that are a good-sized chunk of what I hate about JRPGs.
That's just TV Tropes: The Game.

OT: I'd be a boss who would sit in the middle of an arena, unprovoked and invulnerable. Unfortunately, I'm sitting on the only way out, and the only way to pass is for the player to go against all boss fighting strategy and politely ask me to leave.
 

Tekyro

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dududf said:
I'd insert my boss code into console, eneable sv_cheats 1, set "Maximum boss HP to, 999999999999999999" then set, "Protaganist HP to 1"

Then give my self a AOE with infinite distance, and does 99999 dammage. From which I use the NANOSECOND the round starts.

I'd then make a walkthrough on how to kill me, and claim it's easy and people then constantly attempt to beat me until they commit suicide, and or use cheats.
And then they won't be getting any achievements for it because they used cheats... You sly dog, you...
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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As for myself...
hanging from a rope ladder off a helicopter firing a grenade launcher at the hero with "acid rain" (liquid tension experiment) playing.
 

Snork Maiden

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I'd totally be that really hard boss that appears mid game, and then appears as a standard enemy near the end. I'd be the one thats a massive pain the first time round, and causes "oh shit" moments when you're suddenly faced by three of me in the last dungeon.
 

Uncreative

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I'd be the first boss, and I'd end up dying intentionally before the fight somehow and haunting the player for the rest of the game.

"Eheh, shoulda gone left"

"Huh...so. Yeah, that way pretty lame. I mean, you killed him, but really... boring"

"Why'd you get the axe? Seriously, the sword is so much cooler"

And so on, and so forth, till I went down in the history books as the Second Coming of Navi.
 

Yumi_and_Erea

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I'd be the secret boss who's over ten times stronger than the final boss and whom you can only fight after an insanely long sidequest. And I'd use ice, lots of it.
 

delta46

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I'd be the Final boss,i'd have ifintive health ,dual weapons and the only ways that the player could beat me would be by playing rock paper scissors
 

Clyde

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Grenade camping has always worked well in the past, so Ultra Grenade Camping
 

w-Jinksy

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i'd be one of the four chaos gods probably khorne, im the god of blood carnage and death there is no way anyone can beat me evar.
 

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I would be an illusionist/magician, and the only boss in the entire game, and you would face me more than once. I would be a complete Psycopath, i would only want the world to feel pain. I would look and act as a more psycotic version of Mistgun from Fairy Tail

I will kill the Protagonists family, and injure him quite badly, as well as half of his country. After him training for a while and trying to get to me, I would be the first boss.

He would challeng eme, i would feel graceful and accept. His first few swings will pass right through me, and he would hear a laugh behind him, that one was an illusion. I would pull out a staff and block a few of his hits, Then i would jump back about 20 feet and hold my staff behind my back and point it upwards while holding my arm along it the entire way, and call out a name, the ground would warp, the roof would rip off and the Protagonist would look skyward, and see a massive monster come down from the sky, horribley angry and a fight would start between you and that monster. After the Protagonsit defeating the monster, he turns towards me and challenges me, not any monster, just me. I clap, while laughing, stop, look him in the eyes and say a firm "No", and would swing thr same staff towards him and try and cast a fireball towards him. The Staff would break. I would get worried and pull out a second one, slam it on the ground and in a puff of black smoke, would dissapear.

After finding and fighting me 4 more times, in varying ways, always against some massive monster, he would find me again, for the last time, i am down to one staff. I would look very angryly at him, and start yelling loudly, this black electric type of energy goes around me, and blasts the Protagonist back, i pull out my last staff and slam it on the ground, the floor opens up similar to an earthquake, and a massive devil looking creature appears from there, and i am up on his shoulder. This last fight you have to fight th devil and me standing on top of him casting healing magic on the devil and destruction magic at you. After finnaly cutting down the devil and just left with me, my last staff breaks. The Protagonist advances at me, I fall onto my knees, he goes for the killing blow which suddenley stops an inch from my neck. A blue sheild starts glowing, and expanding. I stand up and laugh, maniacly, and say, "This is my Nuclear option, your f***ed, you and everyone else, good f***ing luck" and pass out, collapse on the ground. While the blue sheild is growing, the Protagonsit tries to stop it, and fails all the time. After almost giving up hope, he would look out the window and see a beautiful field, and he imagines it getting destroyed, power surges through him and he charges into the shield, peircing it, and making it explode and destroying the entire castle were the last fight takes place. Killing me in the explosion and mortally wounding himself, townspeople go into the castle and see a bleeding me and the Protagonist next to each other, they all crowd around him and start singing hyms in his nameand celebrating his name.

For all those idiots who tl;dr, I would be a magician illusionist who would want the world to die. And be the only real boss in the game...
 

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I'd be that Boss that you fight and kill, but for some strange reason, I come back with a vendetta against you. The difference is, the second time round I am twice as powerful and even more evil. You beat me, I ...re-...die, then I come back later on in the storyline 5 times as powerful (about 1.5 times as powerful as the storyline dictates I should be) and you(eventually) kill me ...again. Near the end of the storyline I come back ... again, about twice as powerful, but because the main protagonist(s) have grown about 10 times more powerful I am more of a token boss than anything. You then kill me, send me to the game's heaven equivalent then you continue on and finish the game.

Seymour from FFX
The battle-system would be real time, and unlike silly bosses, I would have an excellent A.I., so my attacks are chosen to best match my situation.
 

Scrythe

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I'd try to crash the system by overloading on particle physics until I look like a watered-down Smash Bros fight.
 

Anggul

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I wouldn't build super-armour with a convenient weak point which is bared for all to see every time I feel like pointlessly roaring at the sky so they can pop a few shots at it.

Seriously, half the bosses in most games could make themselves unbeatable by just getting on with it and hammering the player down instead of screwing about :p

I'm looking at YOU Dr. Robotnik! ¬¬
 

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lenneth said:
I would be a Mid-Boss, but i prefer the title "Dark Adonis"
You have achieved victory. But now I must Hurricane Slash you.

As for being a boss I would have the figure of Hellsing's Alucard crossed with a WoW Wretched. I would appear repeatedly through the game in cutscenes as I laughed at death and destruction and reveled in mayhem.
The actual fight would occur very late in the story or post story if it's that type of game. It would be initiated by a minor character or sidekick who gets fed up with my insane sadism and tries to attack me. I'd give them a look that would basically result in a mindrape while the main character watches the companion convulse on the ground. The protagonist would then yell at me to stop at which point I'd turn my head with a snap leaving a pale shadow still focused on the friend. The players action would then begin. The would be transported into their own minds and forced to flee from warped and twisted memories while I taunt them about not being able to fight back without ruining their mind. As the protagonist flees the memories become more and more recent until they reach the present. At this point they'd return to their bodies and see me reeling back. Their friend would stop twitching and lie still. There would be a quick succession of 3 Glass Cannon shadow beast that I would conjure then I would fight the player. This Final battle would be on a timer, and the longer the fight took the more I would change into a horrid thing made of shadows, tentacles and angry. Once defeated I would return to normal and give a grumpy "Well that wasn't so fun. I hate it when they fight back." I'd then stand straight up and cross my arms with a hand on each shoulder and melt into shadow.