If you were a ghost...

[Ben Jamin]

Steal all of the toilet paper and tissues.

Hilarity would follow.

 

[MorsePacific]

I'd always just be out in the open, letting people see me as I attempt to eat their leftovers.

 

[ZeroVex]

Go around whispering...

"never gunna give you up, never gunna...." then trailing off into nothingness rambles.

You made my day.

I'd probably find some nerd and convince him that he had super powers. Then I'd make him try to stop a bank robbery or something and watch him fail. Then I'd move on to another victim.

 

[EricGossett]

Ill just haunt the girls locker room and only manifest myself in women's pants XD

 

[HatchetDown]

Find a way into the World of Warcraft and set up a shop in Booty Bay.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

be a milk mover.

 

[War Penguin]

Wait until it's right before someone's birthday and that someone is promised cake. When that happens, I'll write "the cake is a lie" over and over again on the wall.

I don't care if that's an overused joke. Let's face it, it would be hilarious if it actually DID happen.

 

[Dommyboy]

I would totally possess the toilet.

At night I would sing Dominick the Donkey [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO2v2dU] in an unnecessarily loud voice.

I'm am going to exorcise you shitless.

 

[skitzo van]

I'd like to haunt Jehovah's Witnesses...

"Jim"
"God?"
"Yes it is I the almighty, get me a coke and some pretzels, and by the way, your wasting your life Jim, MURDER for me, don't SPEAK for me.

 

[Deathsane]

I would watch hot chix in the shower like all you guys would and don't pretend you wouldn't

 

[Plazmatic]

I would watch hot chix in the shower like all you guys would and don't pretend you wouldn't

Actually we wouldn't since there would be no point, when your a ghost, you can't get a boner...

 

[fanklok]

I'd find some house and troll the shit out of the people living there

I would totally possess the toilet.

At night I would sing Dominick the Donkey [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO2v2dU] in an unnecessarily loud voice.

I'm am going to exorcise you shitless.

bad pun is bad