If you were a ghost...

[Deathsane]

I would watch hot chix in the shower like all you guys would and don't pretend you wouldn't

Actually we wouldn't since there would be no point, when your a ghost, you can't get a boner...

and how do you know if ghosts get boners??
can't you just let me dream??

 

[Beartrucci]

Watch attractive women get changed.

Oh and pretty much everything else on this thread.

 

[Dommyboy]

I'd find some house and troll the shit out of the people living there

I would totally possess the toilet.

At night I would sing Dominick the Donkey [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO2v2dU] in an unnecessarily loud voice.

I'm am going to exorcise you shitless.

bad pun is bad

There was a pun?

 

[Diamondcrackingcock]

id have to haunt the girls locker room of my school. any fat ugly girls will be promptly possessed so i can slam their heads against a locker. maybe ill make them choke down a nice green salad or go for a run afterwards.

 

[Uncreative]

I would hide under small kid's beds, making just enough noise to convince them that yes, there is a monster there, and yes, IT WANTS TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!

[small] weeheehee. [/small]

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Go around whispering...

"never gunna give you up, never gunna...." then trailing off into nothingness rambles.

This and randomly scare people shitless by making creepy arse laughs, slamming doors, etc. Or maybe, I might just do a full-blown Rickroll. Even better, possess someone then perform said Rickroll.

 

[thrubeingcool13]

And if that didn't work, I'd go flushing toilets once a day at a random time.

That happens in my house all the time. Strange.

 

[geldonyetich]

Haunting smaunting. If there's an afterlife, I'm going to see if I can't just spend it doing something cooler than messing with ignorant mortals all day.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Go around whispering...

"never gunna give you up, never gunna...." then trailing off into nothingness rambles.

0.0

um...

That... you...

Horrible! (funny, but horrible.)

OP:

Depends on how much 'haunting' power I have.

The distortion of space time reality through illusion effects could be a potent tool.

hmm

Secrets.

I would start collecting secrets. Politicians, criminals, those secret dark corners we aren't allowed to see. I would start knowing things for the fun of it.

I would temporarily revive dead aliens at area 51 and start wailing at the top of my lungs as I screamed and bolted for the door.