If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[OneBig Man]

God of silly noises or god of BACON

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

God of Awesome. Because I am awesome in everything that I do.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

God of the land of wine and sex. People would want to come there instead of Hades, all I'd need is a videocamera and bam I have all the porn anyone would want. Oh and the rivers would all have a different fine wine instead of water and the one rule in the land of wine and sex is that you must participate in one orgy every day and you must be attractive with no STD's to enter.

So, you would be like Bacchus? If the god of drunken revelry and debauchery gets better with age like a fine wine, compared to a more experienced god, you could only hope to be favorably equated with hard cider.

 

[DangerFish]

the god of good timeing

 

[Zmann966]

I'll just stick to what I'm good at already,

God of Female Orgasms.

 

[Infernai]

The God of Destruction.

 

[Blatherscythe]

God of the land of wine and sex. People would want to come there instead of Hades, all I'd need is a videocamera and bam I have all the porn anyone would want. Oh and the rivers would all have a different fine wine instead of water and the one rule in the land of wine and sex is that you must participate in one orgy every day and you must be attractive with no STD's to enter.

So, you would be like Bacchus? If the god of drunken revelry and debauchery gets better with age like a fine wine, compared to a more experienced god, you could only hope to be favorably equated with hard cider.

I was just screwing around with that post anyways, if I had to choose to be a god of something I'd be the god of madness, because I really liked Sheogorath in the shiviring isles. I'd aspire to be like him minus the insanity that makes me unable to do shit and the being the dorment god of order and destroying my own lands part.

 

[Ultress]

God of the Underworld, I get to have final say on all matters regarding the underworld and I get my solitude which is what I really want. None of this messing around in the mortal realm all the time like the other gods. Seriously you don't want to see me out of my realm, it means some one has royally pissed me off.


either that or god of lame jokes

 

[Kollega]

God of Crazy Awesome. If some guy wants to have a swordfight on the outside of the International Space Station and then reenter the atmosphere surfing on a piece of plating, or build a Gatling gun shooting rocket-propelled grenades, he has my blessing.

 

[Taco of flames]

The God of Knowledge/Wisdom and Creativity. My followers could gain valuable advice from me, or inspiration, for the simple sacrifice of a grilled cheese sandwich, or a new book, or something like that. Get something enjoyable for helping people? Done.

 

[HellRaid]

The God of Time and Space.

And I would travel through all of existence in a little blue box. It's bigger on the inside, mind you.

 

[Polock]

The God of Pooping.

The lord giveth, and the lord giveth MORE if you sin.

 

[antigodoflife]

as the name clearly reads, i'm a furtility anti-god... an oxymoron, but a diety non the less.

fear my life giving powers!!!!

love - antigodoflife

 

[MissGinaKid]

My friend tested me on this since she loves greek mythology and i would be a God of Love and Marrage. Or rather Goddess.

 

[Muffinthraka]

I would be God of crazy people; all the the crazy cat ladies, crazy mutterers and wierdos who sit next to you on the bus. And one day... WE WILL RULE THE WORLD.

Or maybe just God of Pepperoni Pizza.

 

[Tfirmin002]

The God Of Silence And Loudness

if theres already a god loudness i'll be his/her companion

 

[Toaster Hunter]

God of smiting the frak out of anyone who doesn't worship me.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

God of the land of wine and sex. People would want to come there instead of Hades, all I'd need is a videocamera and bam I have all the porn anyone would want. Oh and the rivers would all have a different fine wine instead of water and the one rule in the land of wine and sex is that you must participate in one orgy every day and you must be attractive with no STD's to enter.

So, you would be like Bacchus? If the god of drunken revelry and debauchery gets better with age like a fine wine, compared to a more experienced god, you could only hope to be favorably equated with hard cider.

I was just screwing around with that post anyways, if I had to choose to be a god of something I'd be the god of madness, because I really liked Sheogorath in the shiviring isles. I'd aspire to be like him minus the insanity that makes me unable to do shit and the being the dorment god of order and destroying my own lands part.

I wasn't being serious in that particular post,either.
Maybe I've already been blessed by the god of Madness and I'm passing the blessing to you right now? Where is the god of Internet Communication when you need him? Not appointed yet? Maybe waiting on his miracles are a lost cause.

 

[Czech Woods]

dare i say it out loud

GOD OF FARMVILLE



runs. fast.

 

[EboMan7x]

um... over ambition?