If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

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Bernzz

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Worgen said:
I would be the god of you and play you like a sim
*Worgen clicks on Bernzz.*
*Worgen clicks "Swear".*
Fuck.
Wait, what?

OT: The god of Simcity style disasters. Fun times, yo.
 

Burnoutparade

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Probably the God of Memories...... Since i like to screw with people i can just look at what they did last night and make them paranoid lol
 

Koganesaga

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God of Fire, because I'm not allowed to have a matchbook due to pyrotechnic tendancy's (I wish..)
Runner-up: God reality, because everything corporeal should bend to my whims.
 

gamefreakbsp

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God of time. Just being a god would mean that I wouldn't age. So I could stop time and have no consequences come of it.
 

AgDr_ODST

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God of Joy I'd share the throne and bed of the Greek Goddess Aphrodite. While she is worshipped over matters of love beauty and sexuality. I am prasied for helping people to find happiness in all other things they do that don't pertain to sex. People would appease us both with fine wine, good food and once a year they would offer up to us the finest women in thier respective countries/nations. the first two would be optional but failure to offer thier women would result in infertility wide spread depression and lack of productivity amongst all thier people.
 

steelguy17

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steeltrain said:
procrastination

But my worshippers would always put worshiping me off for next week. :(


God of Waffles would be nice.
Love ur Avatar btw Ali Farokmanesh

but anyways God of Beer
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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The God of music. I'd totally be impressing everyone on Mount Olympus with my awesome trumpet playing. Also, I'd like to be the God of game avatars. I'd like to be able to jump into a video game and do things the programmers never even dreamed of.
 

Deef

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God of sweet shit and having guitar riffs at the end of all my sentences.
 

Mr.Mudkip

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I'm already the God Emperor of a certain species, but on-topic, I would be the God of Anime, so people would make offerings to me in the way of their LIVES.
 

Cornish

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God of Freedom, I suppose. Excelling at everything that defines the feeling of freedom...
 

TheBigJadowski

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The God of the Safety Dance. You can dance if you want to, but your friends don't dance well then they're not worshippers of mine!