If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[pearcinator]

Id be the god of all other gods.

 

[Skoldpadda]

I would be the god of smelly farts.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

[HEADING=2]GOD OF AWESOME![/HEADING]
[SUB]Pretty much.[/SUB]

 

[elco]

Really im gona have to say it... Fine.... THE GOD OF SEX!

 

[InsanityRequiem]

The God of Insanity and Mental Degradation. Come on, who else would be whispering sweet nothings in their ears and not everyone else's? *Wicked grin.*

 

[C117]

The god of Gelato Di Nocciola.

In english, the god of Hazelnut Ice Cream made in Italy.

 

[dagens24]

god of shitting dick nipples. that is all.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

God of Metal. Hands down. \m/

 

[Spitfire175]

God of unnecessary trivial knowledge.

 

[The_Graff]

theres probably already about 60 odd 'gods of awesome' ITT. so, the god of doubt. that could get hilarious.

 

[Trifixion]

The God Of Irony and Poetic Coincidence. I would be the guy people would blame when things go wrong in oddly appropriate ways.

My first godly task would be to choose a better prophet than Alanis Morissette.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Call me puss, but I'm gonna be the God of peace and tranquility. Violence was so last week.

 

[jupla]

The god of spontaneous combustion
or the god of stubbing your toe.

 

[The Zango]

The god of sitting around and doing bugger all... Or is that already taken?

Yeah i got there before you but maybe we could get a Ps3 installed on Olympus?

 

[DangerFish]

Said before, but who cares, God of the Internet!
That or like a Water God
last choice would be a Potato God, maybe potato's and booze...

vodkas potatoes AND booze

 

[Strategia]

I'd be the God of Slacking Off. If I could be arsed to do it.

 

[Sgt Doom]

God of depression, cynicism, sarcasm and cats.

 

[amppi1236]

can I be THE death like the grim reaper or something?
I want to be the death because that way I can meet a bunch of people.

 

[Kiju]

God of tails. (Not the character)

...what? I like 'em. <3

So fluffy.